A/N: just another gem I thought up during the OOtP. It's not good but it made me laugh.

Tribute to a playboy

Remember the summer time we were swinging On the front porch out in the rain And it was Sunday you were all dressed up again And we made out under the window pane

"HARRY POTTER IF I EVER CATCH YOU NEAR MY GINNY AGAIN I WILL CUT OFF YOU BALLS AND STUFF THEM UP YOR ARSE."

And I can sill see your dad Running after me with a shovel in his hand I don't remember much after that La la la la la la la la , oh oh oh oh La la la la la la la la , oh oh oh oh

"I MEAN IT POTTER IF MY HERMMY IS PREGNANT I WILL KILL YOU."

Remember on Christmas Eve you were crying I guess you didn't really like the gifts Porno DVDs and see-thru underwear I should have saved all that for your sis

"PLEASE HARRY DEAR STOP DOING THE PATIL TWINS. THEIR FATHER IS MOST DISAGREEABLE."

And I can sill see your dad Running after me with a shovel in his hand I don't remember much after that La la la la la la la la , oh oh oh oh La la la la la la la la , oh oh oh oh

"PANSY, IT'S OK, DADDY WILL GET THE LITTLE BASTARD."

So I guess I'll just runaway, runaway, runaway

"REALLY MR MALFOY, THESE TYPES OF INFECTIONS USUALLY CLEAR UP ON THEIR OWN."

He's starting to catch up, runaway, runaway, runaway

"DRACO, YOU HAVE TO STOP SCRATCHING OR THE SPOTS WON'T GO AWAY."

I think I might throw up, runaway, runaway, runaway

"NOW DRACO JUST CLARIFY THAT AGAIN, HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU LET HIM PLAY HIDE THE SAUSAGE WITH YOU?"

And I can still see your dad Running after me with a shovel in his hand I don't remember much after that La la la la la la la la , oh oh oh oh La la la la la la la la , oh oh oh oh

"RON, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME I JUST WANTED A LITTLE F- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THOSE NUT CRACKERS. WAIT. STOP. PLEASE I'LL DO ANYT- ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(THIS WONDERFUL SONG BELONGS TO MY GODS BOWLING FOR SOUP. HARRY POTTE AND FRIENDS ALL BELONG TO THE GODDESS JKR)