AN: These are just short imagined scenes in my head. Not overly funny, but amusing enough. I can imagine these scenes in little comic strips, but since I can't draw to save my life, they're in fanfic form. Hope you like them. More to come later.
Disclaimer: I don't own HP. HP has JKR all over it. I'm just borrowing.
A Day in Their Life: Of Parchments and Durdheads
Time Setting: Sixth Year At Hogwarts
"Oh cripes," Ron blanched.
"What now?" Harry looked up from his parchment.
"My parchment. It's actually one of Fred's and George's prank items. Whatever I try to write disappears."
Harry reached inside his bag. "Here. Take one of mine."
"Hold on. This gives me the perfect excuse not to do Snape's homework!"
"Right. Like Snape will fall for that one," Hermione sarcastically said.
"She's right you know."
"Oh why can't Snape just be durdhead and let me off for once?"
"I suppose I could do that, Mister Weasley." Snape's voice broke from behind.
"..."
"Shall you suggest how many points from Gryffindor for insulting a professor?" Snape said with a calm voice.
"...Ten?" said Ron meekly.
"Five times that, Mister Weasley," said Snape, eyes cold. "And detention as well. Good day." He turned and left the trio alone.
"...Why didn't you tell me he was right behind us?" Ron whispered hastily.
"We didn't know, Ron," said Hermione.
"Great. Now I have detention. And I'd have to do real homework."
"Don't ask me. You got yourself into this. By the way Ron...What is a durdhead?" asked Harry amusedly.
"Oh do shut up and pass me a real parchment."
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