Tales of the Falls
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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ANNOUNCEMENT!
I'M GETTING A BOOK PUBLISHED!
SUMMARY:
On the 13th day of the 13th month of the 13th year...magic will return to the world...and the streets will run red with the blood of the (semi)innocent...unless the world is saved by the most unlikely of hero's...baking cupcakes?!
The title is '13/13/13' and it'll be coming to a bookstore or E-Book site near you! Xilbris is the publisher, also available at Amazon, Inkitt and BarnesandNoble.
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RasenganFin: Sorry, i'm more or less just going to the next episode now so that won't work
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There are three universal truths in Gravity Falls.
1. Toby Determined is a loser
"HEY!" Shouts Toby annoyed.
2. Mrs. Glick will never get ride of her compost heap.
An old lady cackled as she rocked in her rocking chair, shot gun pointed at anyone that came near her compost heap.
3 (and most important) NEVER give Mable smiley Dip.
How the third came to be is a funny story...
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Mable had saved a lot of Smiley Dip from that haunted store and despite all warnings and restrictions continued to eat it happily...and when the orange in her belly button tasted like daffodils..she got an idea to prank her brother...
Remembering a page in her brothers journal, she went to get a crystal to shrink him and make Dipper her pet hamster which she would name 'little Dipper'...on the way there she bumps into a bald weird guy in a silver jumpsuit...a tape measure falls out of his belt and gets stuck on a paste stain on the folds of her sweater...
She returns with the crystal, but she's so high on Smiley-Dip, she misses him and instead hits his genitals...making them smaller...
Thinking it didn't work, Mable furiously shakes it, she accidentally leans against the time tape...snding her back to last night. Mable not noticing this since everything was basically the same, again tries to zap her sleeping brother...
Again, she misses and hits his genitals...
And this repeats numerous times, Mable unknowingly went back about a month, constantly missing, and constantly hitting his genitals, this lead to an accumulative effect of his junk getting freakishly small in the present.
What was once average size was now two balls the size of sesame seeds and a wiener the size of a tic-tac.
On it's own, this might've been bad enough...however...
"GAH! I GIVE UP!" Shouts Mable accidentally hitting the emergency reset button on the Time-tape, sending her back to the present.
Past dipper woke up confused, looked around, shrugged and went back to sleep.
In the present Mable turned around annoyed and tripped and Dipper's dirty laundry, causing her to fall face first into underwear.
"EWWW! Dang it, Dipper! Your such a slob! Well, nut's to you1 I'm not living like this anymore!" Exclaims a still very tripped out Mable angrily to herself, she quickly grabs every scrap of clothing in the room she can find, even going as far as to strip a sleeping Dipper- although she did have to pause to vomit at the sight of him, then takes all the clothes to burned in the incinerator...
Mable says, 'Mission accomplished' to herself...then falls flat on her face and goes to sleep...
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When dipper woke up, he knew immediately something bad was about to happen to him... "Something doesn't feel right." He says to himself, then to his surprise he realized he was naked!
"Wha- Why am I naked? I know I had clothes on when I went to bed! eh- Wait, was my junk always this small!?"
Despite this mortifying revelation, he shakes it off and goes to get dressed...except there are no clothes! There was nothing! Literally nothing to hide his shame!
Suddenly getting more desperate, Dipper went to get his sisters clothes...but those were gone too!
"Oh, come on!" Shouts Dipper annoyed.
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Indeed, in her smiley-dip induce state, Mable had mistaken her clothes for dipper and taken them(including bed sheets and the like) and thrown them down the incinerator, she also threw her vomit-covered clothes in as well...
On the plus side, she was getting some much needed karma as she was splayed out on the front lawn of the mystery Shack, completely naked, asleep and drawing in the tourists like crazy...
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Dipper tried to calm himself, "Okay Dipper...relax. Yes, your naked. BUT, your naked in your own room. So just stay here until nightfall and go take some clothes from somewhere else in the shack, no problem!"
"KID! GET YOUR BUT DOWN HERE! WE HAVE A CRAZY INFLUX OF CUSTOMERS DOWN HERE AND YOUR SISTERS GONE AWOL!"
Dipper gulped, "Problem."
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: Want me to continue this? I'm willing to take Bribes! Publish a chapter of my 'Shake up the Falls' Challenge before anyone else and I'll update the next chapter this plus two other stories!
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