A/N: JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING I THOUGHT UP AFTER READING THE OOtP. ENJOY

DON'T LET ME GET ME

I never win first place, I don't support the team I can't stand divination And my hair is never clean.

Mudbloods berated me Gryffindor hated me I was always in a fight Cause I can't do nothing right

Every day I fight a war against the marauders Can't date the people staring back at me

I'm a hazard to myself Don't let me get me I'm my own worst enemy It's bad when you annoy yourself So irritating Don't wanna be my friend no more I wanna be somebody else I wanna be somebody else

Voldemort told me You'll be a bad guy All you have to is get a tattoo Tired of being compared To damn Lucius Malfoy He's so blond That just ain't me

So Dumbledore, Dumbledore won't you please just give me a job I wanna be a real mean potions master

I'm a hazard to Longbottom Just let me get him I'm Potter's worst enemy It's bad when Weasley annoys you too So irritating Don't wanna be a teacher no more I wanna be somebody else I wanna be somebody else

(Song belongs to Pink. Snape belongs to JKR [and in my dreams]. Please don't sue.)