(A/N: This song is based on "Scotty Doesn't Know by Lustra, from Eurotrip. I was watching the movie and I thought it would be funny to do the song based on Hermione having a relationship with Harry, but paying a visit to our dearest Snape on the side. There's mention of phones and stuff, butI thought it would still befunnyno matter how unrealistic it is. :-P. Enjoy!)
Potter Doesn't Know
by: Severus Snape
Potter doesn't know that Hermione and me
Do it on my desk every Monday.
She tells him she's in class but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Potter doesn't know!
Oh Potter doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Potter!
Potter doesn't know!
Potter doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Potter!
Hermione says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...
Because Potter doesn't know!
Potter doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Potter!
Potter doesn't know!
Don't tell Potter!
I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Hermione's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!
Potter doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Potter!
Potter doesn't know!(X3)
We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Potter doesn't know!(x3)
The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Potter doesn't know!
We did it on his birthday...
Potter doesn't know!(X4)
Potter doesn't know!
Potter won't know!
Potter doesn't know!
Potter's gotta know!
Gotta tell Potter!
Gotta tell him myself!
Potter doesn't know! (X10)
Chant Potter doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Potter's gotta go!