What The Warblers Didn't Know

It was no secret Kurt liked Blaine. It was also no secret that Blaine liked Kurt. Which is why it was such a surprise when Blaine announced his love for the junior manager at the GAP. Little did the Warblers know what had gone on a few days before...

"I swear Blaine, if you mention Kurt's eyes one more time, I'm going to disinherit you."

"As someone who is only your cousin, am I even in your will?"

"No."

"So I have nothing to worry about then."

"And miss out on the fun of threatening you? No thanks." Jeremiah smirked over his coffee cup at his cousin Blaine. "But why did you ask me to meet you here anyway? I have to be at work in an hour."

Blaine reddened slightly and shifted oh his seat. "I have a favor to ask you."

Jeremiah lifted an eyebrow, and waited for Blaine to continue.

"I need some advice... I don't know if Kurt likes me. And I don't want to tell him I like him if he doesn't like me back, cause then I'll look like an idiot. So I was wondering if you had an idea as to what I could do..?"

Blaine could already see the wheels turning in Jeremiah's head.

"I think I have an idea. I'm pretty... Close with my boss at the GAP-" Jeremiah wiggled his eyebrows at this, (& Blaine replied with an "Augh don't tell me that!") "- so I think I could pull a few strings. I'll pretend to be the love of your life, the Mickey to your Minnie, the-"

"Jeremiah."

"Right. Anyway. You come with your Wobblers-"

"Warblers."

"- and you sing me a song or something. Then you see how Kurt reacts to all of this. If he's jealous, he likes you. Bam."

"But I mean, what if this kind of hurts him? I don't want him to hate me. And what if he thinks I really do love you or whatever?" Blaine frowned into his empty coffee cup.

"I'll diss you after. Pretend to get fired, get really pissed at you, and tell you you're a creeper."

"Gee. Thanks, Jeremiah. That's just what I needed to hear." Blaine flicked the empty cup towards his smirking cousin, which hit him in the face.

So. Some people, around the time of Original Songs, was like "But 3 episodes ago, Blaine was totally in love with Jeremiah. He must not really like Kurt."
*boom* Brainchild. I love making excuses :) So what if Jeremiah was just an excuse to find out if Kurt liked Blaine?
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I'm terrible at Author's Notes.
Oh well. Hope this was... interesting? Haha it was really short.
I might continue it;; I started the next part, but that's as far as I got. Depends if people like this enough, & if I have enough brain juice to keep writing this out, seeing as you can just watch the episode & put Blaine's "Omg ew I'm singing to my cousin wth?" thoughts into it.
Ok seeing how this is almost as long as my story...
-abby