Authors notes: this is a little mental story that my friend made and asked me to put on. There is no story line. i own nothing and sorry about the spelling and grammar. Enjoy
HARRY POTTER AND THE PEDO9
It is Harry's 6th year at Pheltons young offenders institution he was arrested for raping Voldemort and then using Voldemort's ashes to light his BBQ and cooking his snake.
Harry was not arrested for the rape or misuse of Voldemort's ashes no , it was because the snake he cooked was not medium rare. He got a 16 year sentence and expected to get out by the year 2036
He was in cell 666 sharing the cell with Severus snape who assisted in the raping of Dumbledore and yet he only got sentenced to one week (dahm medium rare)
I bet your wondering why snape is in a young offenders institution this is because snape had made a special request to go here and this was allowed because he was a well known paedophile and has a daughter called professor mc Donald's who lived with this strange man called Henry currier who is paid to eat the leftovers in burger wizard but was killed when he ate voldemorts burger now burger wizard must only have single doors so this does not happen again
As harry had left his prison cell for shower time he had realised that the major prison rapist matty bellender was going to join him. Alone in a shower room that gets locked and the lights don't work anymore so they will be showering in the dark
HARRY WAS DELIGHTED
They entered and the doors behind them was locked leaving the two alone in this dark room and in the security room you had a thermal camra and speaker so you can see and here everything and they had noticed that harry and matty were hugging and then suddenly the thermal sight did not show any shape of person what so ever.
THE YEAR IS 2012
THIS IS WHY THEY VANISHED THE GOUND HAD COLLAPSED BELLOW THEM AND FELL INTO THE BASEMENT AND THEY WERE NOT HUGGING BUT INSTED DEALING CRACK
I KNOW WHAT YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE DOING YOU FILTHY PERVERT
THE END