Title: Fish Club Convention
Author: Brytetwilight
Summary: Quite possibly the strangest thing I've ever written. You know when Dr. Seuss talks about the fish? Well, he left some out.
Rating: G. It's Dr. Seuss fan fiction, kids. What else would it be? Lol.
Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't sue.
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One fish
Two fish
Red fish
Blue fish
But did you ever think
That there could be more fish?
Yes, this is the tale of fishy friends and foes
That began not-quite-so long ago
For the live ones came fame and glee
And the rest lay rotting out at sea
It all started with some fun
When a fishy idea came to one
"You know what!" He exclaimed, raising quite a commotion
"We should all be friends with the other fish in the ocean!
We lie so separated by our different species
Well, my idea should please all of these!
Let's gather together the angels and clowns
And start such a Fish Convention no one shall bring down!
There will be parties and meetings,
Old pals and new greetings,
It will be the talk of the town!"
So the little fish set to work handing out invitations
And to the first meeting fish came, with such exhilaration
A wider variety could not elsewhere be found
For came much more than angels and clowns
A scandalous pirate fish stormed in first with a little glum
When he looked around and yelled, "What! No rum?!"
His anger subsided as he took his seat
And shined up his scales for the others he planned to meet There was a governor fish, and his daughter as well
Dressed in a string of pearls and looking quite swell
She spotted the pirate, and over she swam
And an intriguing conversation soon began
The first fish swelled with pride, his idea was rocking!
As he answered the door again, for it was a-knocking
In stormed a Crazy Little fish, and its rock-star brother
And then a Hobo fish, who lived in the gutter
There was a Fat fish, and a Skinny one, too
And a fish who traveled in a big red balloon!
A Computer-geek fish and a Game-Junkie, as well
He didn't like his PC, he wanted a Dell
Then came the Matrix fish, in a black trench coat
Flipping and kicking and rocking the boat
A wizard fish with a scar on its forehead
An evil boat had caught and killed his parents, he said
A Logic fish with her twin, Irrational
And a Terrorist fish who was feared, international
A Bush fish whom by all other fishies were stressed
And a Gore fish, whom by the Computer Geek was very impressed
The party-thrower was thrilled, for only four fish had missed out
Red, Blue, One, and Two-he would sure give them a clout!
But save this, the fishies were in excess
The convention, 'till then, was a complete success
Finally Cat fish and Dog fish got in a fight
But that was not the most dangerous thing of the night
For at last a shy, quiet fish, so small and fair
Said with a tremble, "How many kind of sharks are there?"
~finite~
Author: Brytetwilight
Summary: Quite possibly the strangest thing I've ever written. You know when Dr. Seuss talks about the fish? Well, he left some out.
Rating: G. It's Dr. Seuss fan fiction, kids. What else would it be? Lol.
Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't sue.
[***]
One fish
Two fish
Red fish
Blue fish
But did you ever think
That there could be more fish?
Yes, this is the tale of fishy friends and foes
That began not-quite-so long ago
For the live ones came fame and glee
And the rest lay rotting out at sea
It all started with some fun
When a fishy idea came to one
"You know what!" He exclaimed, raising quite a commotion
"We should all be friends with the other fish in the ocean!
We lie so separated by our different species
Well, my idea should please all of these!
Let's gather together the angels and clowns
And start such a Fish Convention no one shall bring down!
There will be parties and meetings,
Old pals and new greetings,
It will be the talk of the town!"
So the little fish set to work handing out invitations
And to the first meeting fish came, with such exhilaration
A wider variety could not elsewhere be found
For came much more than angels and clowns
A scandalous pirate fish stormed in first with a little glum
When he looked around and yelled, "What! No rum?!"
His anger subsided as he took his seat
And shined up his scales for the others he planned to meet There was a governor fish, and his daughter as well
Dressed in a string of pearls and looking quite swell
She spotted the pirate, and over she swam
And an intriguing conversation soon began
The first fish swelled with pride, his idea was rocking!
As he answered the door again, for it was a-knocking
In stormed a Crazy Little fish, and its rock-star brother
And then a Hobo fish, who lived in the gutter
There was a Fat fish, and a Skinny one, too
And a fish who traveled in a big red balloon!
A Computer-geek fish and a Game-Junkie, as well
He didn't like his PC, he wanted a Dell
Then came the Matrix fish, in a black trench coat
Flipping and kicking and rocking the boat
A wizard fish with a scar on its forehead
An evil boat had caught and killed his parents, he said
A Logic fish with her twin, Irrational
And a Terrorist fish who was feared, international
A Bush fish whom by all other fishies were stressed
And a Gore fish, whom by the Computer Geek was very impressed
The party-thrower was thrilled, for only four fish had missed out
Red, Blue, One, and Two-he would sure give them a clout!
But save this, the fishies were in excess
The convention, 'till then, was a complete success
Finally Cat fish and Dog fish got in a fight
But that was not the most dangerous thing of the night
For at last a shy, quiet fish, so small and fair
Said with a tremble, "How many kind of sharks are there?"
~finite~