It's not fair! Kyle knows that I'm well… gay, and he still insists on having his incredibly hot friends round.
Why does he do this to me? I never did anything to him, ever. So why torture me, inviting me to play video games with him and his stupidly sexy friends.
I mean just look at them. Stan with his large ocean blue eyes and shaggy raven coloured hair and muscular build, and Kenny, oh even better. His messy blonde hair like rays of sunlight and his clear pool blue eyes with their dreamy sparkle and that smile, god Kenny's smile melts my heart every time. I do anything to date Kenny.
Curse you Kyle why the fuck do you have to have gods as friends? Why can't you hang out with weirdoes or something? It's NOT FAIR!
"Ike dude, something wrong?"
"Nothing Kyle."
"Seriously bro what's wrong? You know you can tell me anything."
"Not this I can't."
"Oh come off it Ike, you're my little brother you have to tell me what's wrong."
"Fine. Come closer" I drop my voice to make sure that they can't hear us in the other room "I think… I think I have a crush on your friends." There I said it out loud.
"Oh well, umm…"
"I told you, you wouldn't be able to help."
"Actually I can."
A/N: ok so that was a little weird but come on. It's funny. P