Primus & Unicron

by Twin Kats

You know the story of Primus and Unicron? Well…throw it out the window. In fact throw everything out the window. Done? Good. Now settle down on your bare floor and listen to the most insane story ever. I swear to you it's true.

Primus & Unicron
By Twin Kats

Prologue/1
God

He had been waiting for this day: the day his two greatest creations would come together as one. Millennia of hard work, of time consuming designs and thought-out plans were about to coalesce into one realized dream.

Cybertronians.

Humans.

Together.

It was rather unfortunate he didn't factor in the fact that Cybertron had been at war since the humans were still underdeveloped, and he wouldn't realize this until it was near-too late.

He'd pout and rant at his mate about the whole thing afterward, mutterings on how it was that damned Fallen's fault everything got so screwed up. Well…that Fallen and his mate's perpetual stint in the realm of insanity. Both were climaxing factors, really.

And sadly fixing the mess would take much more of his energy than he'd really like.

Sometimes…Primus hated being a god.

Unicron would just laugh in the background and say 'I told you so!'

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Notes:

Summary: You know the story of Primus and Unicron? Well…throw it out the window. In fact throw everything out the window. Done? Good. Now settle down on your bare floor and listen to the most insane story ever. I swear to you it's true.

Next:

Welcome to my insane drabble-like series. Yes, I said drabble like. Chapters will vary in length, but they will go in a consecutive order. They will have a chronological timeline. They just…vary in length that's all. Thus… 'drabble-like' XD

I'm taking the Transformers fandom and turning it upside down. Why? Because I'm a 'crack' addict and to be honest? I think I might've been high on caffeine and sugar when I thought this up.

It's pretty damn fucked, yo. Really.

This story is not meant to be taken as gospel truth or as a very stringent and serious story. It's made to be humor, mostly. Sure I have a plot and everything but…it was made on the basis of being a crack!fic. Don't rag on me for bad portrayals of characters.

I love this fandom to death. Honest. I may not remember much of it from when I was a child, and Shia may have taken over my mind with the lovely movies, and you may hate them, but I love this fandom to death. You'd better bet I'd research the living screw-tastic hell out of it.

It's what I do, after all….

So…enjoy crack.

Also TK is a proud supporter of Optimus/Sam and if anyone has ever done it…Primus/Unicron. Yah. Such my imaginary cock, bitches. I so went there.