Here goes nothing. My first adventure with The Lord of the Rings.

/thoughts/

Disclaimer: I own only Catherine the rest belongs to Tolkien.

I woke up to the feeling of something poking my back. I had yet to open my eyes and thought maybe I forgot the book I was reading in my bed again before falling asleep. It had happened before. That's when I felt a breeze moving my hair and I opened my eyes into a forest. To say I was confused would have been an understatement. I couldn't remember going into the forest. The last thing remembered was lying down on my bed and falling asleep. I must still be asleep then.

That's when I felt sting of a mosquito. They say you cannot feel such thing when you're sleeping. Maybe this was real then. Some kind of sick joke pulled up by my roommate. She must have been in on to this for no one else could have able to get to my home. She would pay for this.

I stood up and looked around trying to decide which way to go and noticed I was only wearing my pajamas. I didn't even have socks, not to mention shoes.

/Could this get any worse? How am I supposed to explain anyone why I was only wearing pajamas on public?/ At that moment my stomach decided to make herself known with a loud rumple.

"My lady! Are you alright?"

I turned around to see a man (a very handsome one, by the way) behind me. What startled me though were the clothes he wore and the fact that he had a bow in his hand and a sword on his hip. His clothes were green and brown in color. He looked like a hunter. I had feeling that had he not wanted to be seen I would not have even noticed him.

" My lady?" He looked at me with concern. I had been so caught up staring him that I forgot to answer.

"Yeah. I'm fine. Sorry, I got lost in thought."

"No offence taken." I could hear laughter in his voice.

"Could you perhaps lend me a cell phone so I could call my friend? I'm so going to kill her for this."

"Why would you want to kill your friend?" He sounded bewildered now.

"Not literally kill her. That was just a saying."

"Well you shouldn't say something like that", he said looking a little stern. I felt like a little girl then, fond out doing something I was not supposed to do.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. It's merely a saying. How about that sell phone?"

"I don't know what a cell phone is, my lady." I could hear from his voice that he truly didn't.

/I wonder where he has grown up. In a barrel?/

"Could you show me a way back to the city then? I would like to get back home today."

"My lady, the closest city is Minas Tirith and it's a four days hike from here."

/Minas Tirith? Where had I heard that name before? Oh right. It's the capital of Gondor in Lord of the rings. No! It can't be./ The shock must have shown on my face for the man came closer, his face full of concern. That's when I saw his ears. They were pointy.

"Impossible", I heard myself mutter before my world turned black.

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