This is just... Nothing. My cousin challenged me to write a Christmas song "On-the-spot" style (On-the-spot: A term me and my cousin use to write a story using the first few things that pop up in your head... Usually we take turns)... And so I came up with this! Enjoy!
I don't own FMA.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas Fullmetal Alchemist gave to me,
Twelve kitties a-mewing
Eleven arrays a-lighting
Ten Mustangs a-slacking
Nine Havocs smoking
Eight cows a-milking
Seven sins attacking
Six chimeras a-hunting
Five red stones and...
Four Armstrong sparkles
Three whacking wrenches
Two barking Dens
And a pissed chibi on a palm tree...
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Yes, see? On the spot, so you can't think much about it...
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