Darn it Kakazu I'm going to kill you for this! Hidan yelled. What happened this time? I asked. Kakazu stole my head! Wow. I've only been here for five minutes and I am already starting to wonder if you people are really S-rank criminals. Oh shut up! Hidan yelled back. Kakazu tripped over a random pink flamingo that just so happened to be lying on the ground of the akatsuki base and Hidan's head went out the window. Kakazu got up. Do you think we should chase after it? He asked. No I like it better like this when Hidan can't talk. Hidan flipped me off. Deidara came running in. You won't believe what just happened! I was just out there minding my own business when Hidan's head came crashing through the window! Let's go find it. We walked out to the area behind the base. I noticed a rock that said "everything under this rock belongs to Deidara. If you steal, look, or evin bother to lift up the rock, I will blow you up. Un" I can't believe this guy! Not only did he spell even wrong but he actually carved 'Un' Oh well. I started digging the area under the rock. Okey so we found Hidan's head, can we go now? Deidara noticed me digging. Wait! Stop!! he yelled. Hidan and Kakazu ran after him. What's under here? I asked. Books. Deidara answered. Yeah I'm sure Deidara reads 'make out paradise'. Hidan said sarcastically. Deidara was silent. Hey I found something! I pulled a book out of the ground and it was...the 7th Harry Potter book. Wow you have this?! I waited so long for it to come out! I shrieked. There's something else down there. Kakazu pointed out. I put the book down and returned to digging. Deidara was pale. I reached in the hole and pulled out a copy of 'make out paradise'. Hidan broke out in laughter. When Deidara wasn't looking (I hate perverts) I slapped him across the back of his head with the book. Who hit me on the back of my head with the book?! I gave the book to Kakazu. Kakazu how could you be so cruel?! I said fake crying. Now Hidan was laughing really hard. I watched Deidara chase after Kakazu. Hidan finally pulled him self together. Well why don't we read this 'make out paradise' book. It can't be that bad. He said. Okey. We opened the book, and now we somehow developed a phobia of books.