The Sexist Mix Up
Prologue *Sunday Morning*
By Godpyre
You're trying my shoes on for a change
They look so good but fit so strange
"Sunday morning" By No Doubt (tragic kingdom)
A voice in the darkness comes out of nowhere." I think they're perfect." A raspier voice replied, " It doesn't matter who we pick just do it!" The voice sighed and coughed a little. " You are right. I am growing older and this is my last wish before I die." For a long time they did not speak. A harsh voice comes out of nowhere. " So be it. Let us do are job."
Hermione Granger started to have a coughing fit in bed. Deciding she should get up early and not disturb anyone, quietly getting out of bed she tried not to hit anything. Hearing a strange growling noise she decided it was Lavender's snoring like always. Opening the bathroom door she entered and walked nearer the sink. So far she did not know she would miss that feminine face when looking in the mirror.
Draco was lying on his bed with a notebook and quill drawing all the things he would do if he ruled the world. Hey, he was bored and you do stupid things when you're bored right he thought. He shut the book quickly when he heard Goyle stirring in his bed. " Is it time to get up Draco?" Goyle said, yawning. " Yes you idiot." Said Draco, changing in a hurry. "For goodness sakes Draco why such in a frenzy?" Said a startled Crabbe awoken by the talking. " Won't you all please just shut up!?" Draco continued, " My throat hurts, I have a humongous headache, and I am so freaking tired of all you bloody fools!!" Draco walked into the bathroom brushing his teeth and combing his hair. He would never know that he would miss all his abuse and power on his fellow mates. Having one last look at those eyes.
Walking into the Great Hall Hermione took a deep breath of air smelling the already fresh breakfast ready for them. " Let's sit down Hermione. Or would you rather eat standing up." Said a laughing Harry. Not noticing Hermione mumbled, " Su-sur-sure whatever." They sat down and passed the plates around. " Earth to Hermione." Ron started to snap his fingers in front of Hermione's face. Hermione looked at the two as if they did not come from Earth. Harry and Ron looked at each other shrugging at what's her problem.
Draco was sick and tired. No one dared to speak to him. Speaking to an grumpy Draco would let Hell loose up on Earth, if spoken to. Everyone sat silently in the table, not even daring to move. " Well come on! What are you all waiting for!?" Draco snarled. The whole table startled, started to pass the plates. Pansy seemed to be a dare devil that day. Tapping the shoulders of Draco. " Draco I have a gift for you, I know it will be your birthday in a couple weeks, but I just couldn't contain myself." Draco whispered in Pansy's ear. He turned away from her when her face was pale as a ghost. She looked as if someone slapped her in the face. She mouthed 'Im sorry' to everyone who glared at her. Draco all of a sudden felt an abrupt force make his eyes fall on the Gryffydor table.
Hermione felt like someone was staring at her. Her eyes met a pair of gray eyes. Her body felt pain immediately feeling some kind of change. She looked up and met a pair of honey brown eyes.
Harry looked at Hermione. He knew she must have been in some kind of state in mind of Hermione world. " Hermione please tell me the truth are you ok?" Harry not waiting for reassurance from Hermione, should have waited. " Why the bloody hell are you sitting by me Potter!!!!? And you Weasely!!??" Hermione said, in bursting in anger. Hermione looked at her chest, " Hmmm what are these for?
' Move your head up Draco.' Hermione's head lifted up staring at a face she once had. Eyes widened, Hermione smirked.
Draco was in panic looking at all the faces and people he hardly knew. Feeling all his blood from his head drain, heard seven last words 'This is going to be fun Granger' and everything faded as Draco fell forever into blackness.
To be continued...
Author note and Disclaimer: I do not own anything of J.K. Rowling's HP.
Was it hard for you to notice the switch? Should I re edit it for you peeps? Do you even want me to continue?? Well, I hope you understand who was who at the end. I didn't want to put their own names when they switched cus then you wouldn't see what their reactions are with another face. Draco was really mean because that's how I wanted to see him, but the guy will change soon. So please review I like to know what you think so if ye don't want me to continue peeps, I won't!:)
Love & Peace, Godpyre
What will happen next? Will Draco and Hermione go through the day like someone else? Will Hermione (draco) kiss Draco (who turned into Hermione)?? And more...(Im tired folks, bye)