This is something that I just made up in the shower. (No, I did NOT sing it. I don't feel like paying for any broken windows right now) If you have any suggestions, I'll take them seriously and I might incorporate them into this weird thing.
If you're wondering, it's sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer.
Aragorn, the future King
Had some very greasy hair
And if you ever smelled him
You'd wonder how Arwen didn't care
None of the other Rangers
Could stand him, even for an hour
They all wanted Elfstone
To go away or take a shower
Then one rainy, ugly day
Gandalf said to he,
"Estel, with your cloak so dark,
Meet some hobbits in Bree!"
Then how everyone loved him
When he helped destroy the Ring
They didn't care if he smelled bad
Instead they made him King!
I know it needs some work, and I just went and made it up in two seconds. Please don't ask how I came up with it. Just remember to review!!