A/N: Heh, I was bored, and I love this film.... Don't shoot me for the cast list.... I though it'd work better this way. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.... and yes, I am going to be changing it a little.... as in, its not just going to be the whole script.... Its going to be bits of the script, maybe all the songs, and their points of views, things like that.... ROMY, LANCITTY/KIETRO, dunno which yet.... Maybe even a little Logan-Ororo. I like that pairing too.... What is that shortened? LORO? Sounds like chocolate to me....

Everyone in the X-Mansion had tried out for the play. With Ororo directing, she was possibly the only person not cast as a character, and it was her who had cast them. Smiling, she pinned the notice up on the board and stepped out of the way, watching for the first person to come check the list.

Scott was the first person up after Ororo, and he walked past the list without noticing, until Jean, who wasn't far behind him, called him back to look.

"SATIE??? It sounds like a girls name!"

"It's a guy Scott." Jean assured him, looking with surprise at who had got the female lead, and continued looking down the list for hers. "Audrey? Who on earth is Audrey?" Puzzled, the two walked off, eager to find Ororo and discuss this with her.

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Henry "Hank" McCoy was the next to check the list. "The Good Doctor.... Lovely...." Whistling, he made his way into the kitchen for a cup of coffee.

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Jubilee cast an eye over the list warily. As long as she didn't have to do much. Her eyes lit up when she fell on her name. "The Green Fairy.... Guess I might just be allowed to make a few Fireworks...." She muttered, grinning, and she walked off. She had people to see, and things to do.

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"Mome Fromage!" Betsy's excited voice echoed through the corridor. Hell, it was better than what she'd expected, and she didn't mind the part. "KURT! Do you HAVE to do that here luv?" She exclaimed as the familiar blue figure *Bamfed* next to her. He nodded.

"I couldn't vait to see vich part I got!" He was practically bouncing. "Chocolat? Thatz gut, right?" He looked to Betsy and she nodded.

"Sure is Luv."

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"Hey Rogue...." the small voice brought her out of the light sleep.

"Yeh Sugah?" She blinked a few times and smiled at Jamie. "Can Ah help yah?"

"Yeah.... I.... umm.... I cant.... I don't.... understand this.... come see...." Taking her hand, he pulled her to the list. On a separate sheet of paper was 'Jamie – Stage Manager, Toulouse, Extra's.'

"It means that yah got more than one part.... if we need more dancer's or somethin', we come get yah. That or Storm loved Yah audition so much, she wanted ta see yah onstage more." Rogue smiled at him.

"Uh-hu, I see. So who'd you get?" He looked up at her, noticing she hadn't even looked for herself yet.

"Oh Sugah, Ah aint bothered 'bout this...."

"Look and see..... please? For me?" For a 12 year old, Jamie could twist everyone around his little finger way too easily.

"Okay, Ah got...." her eyes widened. "Ah got her! Ah cahnt believe this! Ah got it!"

"Who Rogue? You got who?"

"NINI!" Jamie laughed. He's never seen Rogue so happy. Infact.... he'd never seen Rogue happy, genuinely happy, before.

Jamie scooted away from her, and the list, as two arms wrapped around Rogue's middle.

"Look like you an' Remy destin'd t' be t'gether Chere." She rolled her eyes.

"What are yah talkin' about Cajun?" He tapped the name under hers on the board.

"Remy LeBeau, The Argentinian...." Jamie read, the scurried off at a look from Rogue.

"CAJUN! Yah fixed it yah.... yah..... yah Swamp Rat!" Rogue growled, turning to escape his arms, but found herself pressed tight to his chest. "Get yah filthy hand offa meh!"

"Jus' admit y' like dis Cajun, an he will...."

"Fihne.... Ah like yah...." He let go of her, and she started off, turning to finish her sentence. "Ahbout as much as anyone can lihke ah Swamp Rat."

"Dats harsh Chere!" He called after her, and went to the kitchen to make breakfast, before Kitty could.

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Sat in the conservatory, Ororo jumped when a voice invaded her thoughts. Ororo, you have kept me in suspense long enough.... Who have you cast me as? She smiled at the Professors voice.

Professor, you have the part of Harold Zidler, Ringmaster of a sort. She was smiling, and wondering how long before she was accosted by the others.

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Kitty was the last person awake and up, but the first thing she did was run to the board, then screamed, bringing the whole house running.

"Kit, whats wrong?"

"Someone attacking?"

"P'tite, y' alright?"

"I GOT IT! I LIKE TOTALLY GOT IT!" Everyone looked a little shocked and confused. "I GOT THE PART! I'M SATINE!!!!!"

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A/N: Okay, I just had to get this out quick. It was sitting, looking at me as I was trying to watch the film. Anywho, there will be, obviously, JOTT, ROMY, LANCITTY/KIETRO (haven't decided on which yet.... maybe both.... both could be good), and probably others as well..... I like having them all paired off nicely. There' just too many damn guys, and not enough girls. Lol.

Anywho, the cast list is:

Argentinian - Remy

Audrey - Jean

Chocolat - Kurt

Christian - Lance

Duke - Pietro

Green Fairy - Jubilee

Marie - Mystique

Mome Fromage - Betsy

Nini - Rogue

Satie - Scott

Satine - Kitty

Stage Manager - Jamie

The Doctor - Hank

Toulouse - Jamie

Warner – St. John

Zidler – Professor X

In Character stuff will be in italics, and Songs will be in bold italics, and of course, Character names will be IN CAPS AND UNDERLINED.