Lando Buys A Furby
A/N: Wouldn't that be hilarious? Lando goes to a nearby K Mart and buys a Furby for ten bucks. He learns a very valuable lesson in this story, that's what I think.
Lando strolled down the aisles of K-Mart. He was bored out of his skull and needed something new to do. He turned into the electronics aisle and walked past "WET MYSELF WENDELIN: NEW AND IMPROVED WITH REAL-SMELLING PEE!" and stopped when he saw the Furby
"Looks interesting..." he mumbled, picked it up, and took it too the check out counter. The woman laughed and mumbled something that sounded a lot like 'good luck' and Lando walked out of Wall Mart. He hopped in his ship and drove home, where he invited Han and Luke over to check out the Furby with them. He put batteries in it and pushed the restart button, to which the Furby opened it's eyes, yawned and said: "ME OOTAY!".
Lando's eyes went wide as the Furby said "BOOGIE!" and started tilting back in forth, pretending to dance. Luke tilted his head to the side, and Han smirked at the thought of Lando paying ten bucks for this. Furby giggled like an idiot for a few, oh, HOURS, until it said:
"ME OOTAY! ME HUNGRY!" Lando looked at Luke. "You do it. I'm not touching it."
Luke looked harassed. "No! You bought it! Go on, Mommy, feed it!" Lando looked at Han, who gave him the evil eye and Lando then turned at the Furby, thinking about this great mystery as hard as he could. He started prodding it around the sides with his index finger, until Furby demanded "FEED ME!". Lando ran into the kitchen and put a mini Celeste Pizza in the microwave for three minutes, before taking it out, ripping off a small piece and shoving it into the Furby's mouth. Furby tried to talk, or something LIKE that, but the pizza drowned it out.
"Yuuu-uuu-uum" Furby gurgled, and then, well, was sort of choking on the pizza. Lando freaked out, and started pressing his back. Furby made weird purring noises, but really sounded like he was in pain, and the pizza eventually came out. Furby gurgled, "Pet, again, again." and Lando rubbed it's back. Furby farted, which caused Han and Luke to break out in a fit of laughter, and Furby to giggle.
"Tickle, me, Tickle!" Furby said, laughing. Luke prodded it in the stomach, and Furby let out a large belch, which caused another fit of laughter from Han and Luke. Han, who had been standing behind the couch, tripped over it in his laughter, and his foot ended up hitting the coffee table. This ended up in the coffee table turning over and Furby flying over into Lando's new 60 inch screen TV, letting out a final, "ME OOTAY!" before finally resting in peace. Lando had Han and Luke hop in his ship, while Lando retrieved the now broken Furby, shoved it back in it's box, got into his ship and drove back to K Mart. He then went to the return desk, where the cashier lady was now working. She grinned, and said "I knew you'd be back", took Lando's Furby, and gave him ten dollars. Lando used that money to start saving up for a new T.V.
A/N: I own nothing. PLEASE REVIEW!
A/N: Wouldn't that be hilarious? Lando goes to a nearby K Mart and buys a Furby for ten bucks. He learns a very valuable lesson in this story, that's what I think.
Lando strolled down the aisles of K-Mart. He was bored out of his skull and needed something new to do. He turned into the electronics aisle and walked past "WET MYSELF WENDELIN: NEW AND IMPROVED WITH REAL-SMELLING PEE!" and stopped when he saw the Furby
"Looks interesting..." he mumbled, picked it up, and took it too the check out counter. The woman laughed and mumbled something that sounded a lot like 'good luck' and Lando walked out of Wall Mart. He hopped in his ship and drove home, where he invited Han and Luke over to check out the Furby with them. He put batteries in it and pushed the restart button, to which the Furby opened it's eyes, yawned and said: "ME OOTAY!".
Lando's eyes went wide as the Furby said "BOOGIE!" and started tilting back in forth, pretending to dance. Luke tilted his head to the side, and Han smirked at the thought of Lando paying ten bucks for this. Furby giggled like an idiot for a few, oh, HOURS, until it said:
"ME OOTAY! ME HUNGRY!" Lando looked at Luke. "You do it. I'm not touching it."
Luke looked harassed. "No! You bought it! Go on, Mommy, feed it!" Lando looked at Han, who gave him the evil eye and Lando then turned at the Furby, thinking about this great mystery as hard as he could. He started prodding it around the sides with his index finger, until Furby demanded "FEED ME!". Lando ran into the kitchen and put a mini Celeste Pizza in the microwave for three minutes, before taking it out, ripping off a small piece and shoving it into the Furby's mouth. Furby tried to talk, or something LIKE that, but the pizza drowned it out.
"Yuuu-uuu-uum" Furby gurgled, and then, well, was sort of choking on the pizza. Lando freaked out, and started pressing his back. Furby made weird purring noises, but really sounded like he was in pain, and the pizza eventually came out. Furby gurgled, "Pet, again, again." and Lando rubbed it's back. Furby farted, which caused Han and Luke to break out in a fit of laughter, and Furby to giggle.
"Tickle, me, Tickle!" Furby said, laughing. Luke prodded it in the stomach, and Furby let out a large belch, which caused another fit of laughter from Han and Luke. Han, who had been standing behind the couch, tripped over it in his laughter, and his foot ended up hitting the coffee table. This ended up in the coffee table turning over and Furby flying over into Lando's new 60 inch screen TV, letting out a final, "ME OOTAY!" before finally resting in peace. Lando had Han and Luke hop in his ship, while Lando retrieved the now broken Furby, shoved it back in it's box, got into his ship and drove back to K Mart. He then went to the return desk, where the cashier lady was now working. She grinned, and said "I knew you'd be back", took Lando's Furby, and gave him ten dollars. Lando used that money to start saving up for a new T.V.
A/N: I own nothing. PLEASE REVIEW!