A/N: This is my first fanfic! This is set right after Never Been Kissed. Reviews are appreciated SO MUCH… well, I hope this makes you laugh!
"You kissed Kurt?!" Azimio charged for Karofsky, his face a mask of anger. Karofsky shuddered. If looks could kill…
"Er… I was just trying to make sure he really was gay?" Karofsky shrugged.
"I thought we were secret boyfriends!" Azimio cried. Karofsky shushed him, looking wildly around, then was satisfied that no one was around.
"I was secretly trying to get Kurt out of his closet! Um… yeah. That's it."
"How could you?! I had our whole life planned out! We were going to get a house together, bash NCIS…" Azimio exclaimed. Karofsky just groaned in response. He had different ideas.
"What if I had bigger dreams? I actually wanted to join… GLEE CLUB!" Karofsky argued. Azimio gasped and put a hand on his hip.
"HOMO EXPLOSION?! Do not do that, it's social suicide!" That's ironic, Karofsky thought.
"YEAH! So, don't push me!" Karofsky yelled, being a little too loud. Luckily, no one heard them.
"Well, I have to. I'm pregnant. And you're the father," Azimio explained. No one paused to realize that this was impossible. Karofsky just gasped.
"I'm sorry, but… I'm also pregnant. And Kurt's the father."
THE END.
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