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Chappy One: Wussy

Edward POV

Bella and I were sitting on the downstairs sofa, watching some chic flick Bella had picked out. I was pretty much tuning it out and thinking about random things when Alice ran down the stairs with Jasper following closely behind.

"OMC!WHOWANTSTOPLAYTRUTHORDARE?!" It freaked me out how anybody could get so excited about these truth or dare games Alice would occasionally spring on us, (By "occasionally", I mean approximately every two hours) but every single time she did, Rose and Emmett would come running. Things had been like this since Alice and Jasper had joined us, and I in no way believe it is about to change now

"OOOOOOOO!!! I WANNA PLAY! I WANNA PLAY!!!" And, as usual, Emmett was the one to overreact. He would always repeat himself over and over. It surprised me that I was then only one who got annoyed by it. Rosalie too, but only when she couldn't get a word in because of Emmett's constant yapping.

Finally, Rosalie smacked him on the head and he kept quiet. It was extremely annoying that Rosalie was the only one that could keep Emmett's big mouth shut.

What was new this time, though, was Bella's reaction. Usually, she would just ignore the commotion. BUT NOOOO! Not this time. Grrrrr...

"Edward. I want to play truth or dare." She was looking at me with her puppy dog face. Lips pouty, and eyes widened. "Could you play too?" She was also talking in her adorable "baby-tone", as I called it. Curse her for being so damn cute

"Um, sure... Okay... I mean, I guess so." Rosalie rolled her eyes at me. 'Pathetic' she thought. She had always been annoying, but lately she had really been getting on my nerves.

Then, I heard Alice's thoughts.

'Hmmmmm, I wonder who is going to be my first victim. Maybe-' I was just going to tune her out. She was being annoying. Then, she burst out laughing but stopped when she noticed I was looking at her. All I could get from her head was 'How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood' . You get the point. For that reason, I got annoyed and gave up.

"EDWARD!! TRUTH OR DARE?!" Again, I tried to read her mind, and again, the only thing I got was the woodchuck thing. Then, I heard Emmett's thoughts.

'He's probably going to pick truth. Edward is such a wussy!'

"I AM SO NOT A WUSSY EMMETT! OH MY FREAKIN' CARLISLE! YOU ARE SUCH A TOATAL FREAKIN' RETARD! ALICE, I PICK DARE!" At that moment, the whole room burst out laughing, including Bella! "Bella! How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me!"

"Your overreacting. And I do but that was hil-ar-i-ous! You sounded like Britney Spears!" Then, Bella started laughing again, I assumed, at her comparison. I glared at her but she didn't notice.

I was going to continue until Alice broke my concentration.

"OMC! What a coincidinc!" Everybody stopped laughing, curious, and I started searching Alice's mind for answers and again all I got was the beaver poem. "Okay Edward! I dare you to dress in a tube top and bootie shorts with silver high-heeled boots! Oh! And a blonde wig!" I breathed a sigh of relief.

"Okay, will do." I was surprised Alice was trying to keep me out of her mind for that. Not that I was excited or anything. It was just alot better than what she had dared Emmett to do once NO! I AM NOT A CROSS-DRESSER CARLISLE DAMN IT! OR A DRAG QUEEN!!!

"No Edward! I wasn't done yet! You also have to dance to 'Oops I did it again' on top of your Volvo! And sing too!"

Haha! Cliffie! How will Edward react? Review!

Oh, and the rest of the chapters, there will hardly be anyting about truth or dare. Except in Alice POV. But She's not playing it...