It was an average day on the Argo ||. Or was it? Music began to play, and Leo rose from his seat.
Leo: First thing's first, I'm the Bad Boy Supreme (supreme)
Hands on fire and I don't feel it (don't feel it)
And I'm still in the dating bizness
I could build you a ship, like it's as easy as addition (not really)
You should want a bad boy like this (huh?)
Fly the Argo || and fix it up like this (yeah)
Cup of nectar, cup of water, cup of blue coke
Tool belt, couldn't build the Argo || without it (without it)Takin' all the nectar straight, never chase that (never)
Dragon head like we bringin' steampunk back (what?)
Bring the swords in, where the arrows at?
Nectar spillin', you should taste that
Percy: We're the seven
Jason: You already know
Piper: We're the gods' children
Hazel: From Athena to Pluto
Frank: We're the seven
Annabeth: The weight of the world
Is on our shoulders
All: Again
Leo: I said, "Frank, I burn things, I thought that you knew that."
Can't stand no monsters and honest, the truth is
And my fire is burning, they Team Leo they love it
More swagger than Jason, I have wifi and Netflix
Better get my fangirls some rings, if they not chicks, decline
And swear I meant that so much that they give that line a rewind
So get my fangirls some rings, if they not chicks, decline
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta steer my ship
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that?
I'm the bad boy supreme, I thought you knew that, knew that
They be Team L-E-O, put my name in bold
I been working on the Argo || so we'll be safer, y'all
Percy: We're the seven
Jason: You already know
Piper: We're the gods' children
Hazel: From Athena to Pluto
Frank: We're the seven
Annabeth: The weight of the world
Is on our shoulders
All: Again
Leo: Trash the Argo
FranK: Drink some nectar to heal our wounds
Percy: Can't make the phone call
Annabeth: Cuz it will tell monsters just where we are
Hazel: Yeah, keep on fighting to live
Jason: Gaea, just go sleep, this war really sucks
Piper: Demigod, yeah we're so done
All: Not another monster, we're so sick of this!
Ow!
Leo: Still burnin', how you love that?
Got the whole cabin saying that I'm cursed, yeah
Hot boy, hands off, don't touch that
Look at it I bet you wishing you could kiss that
It's just the way you like it, huh?
I'm so hot, all the girls just wishing they could date me, huh?
Making tofu tacos,
Slaying these foes, gold handle on the hammer like
Percy: We're the seven
Jason: You already know
Piper: We're the gods' children
Hazel: From Athena to Pluto
Frank: We're the seven
Annabeth: The weight of the world
Is on our shoulders
All: Again
Leo: Who that, who that, Team L-E-O
That do that, do that, T-Team L-E-O
Who that, who that, Team L-E-O
All: Saving the world again
Who-who-who-who that, who that, Team L-E-O
That do that, do that, Team L-E-O
Who that, who that, Team L-E-O
All: Not again
The Seven finished, breathing heavily.
"I didn't know you can rap Leo!" Piper exclaimed, clutching her aching side. The song took up a lot of energy, and the complicated dance routine didn't help.
"Neither did I," panted the son of Hephaestus.
Madeline: In honor of the release of BOO!
Piper: Madeline bet her friend MistressoftheHallows she can read BOO faster.
Jason: She's SO going to win.
Leo: I feel mildly embarrassed about what I said during my raps.
Percy: Madeline has to go write a letter to King James | from Henry Hudson.
Annabeth: Ugh, homework.
Hazel: Um, why do we keep bursting into song?
Frank: BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THE READERS WANT HAZEL! THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT!
Madeline: Okay...bye now.
~Madeline, Piper, Jason, Leo, Percy, Annabeth, Hazel and Frank
To many years of prophecies, adventures, love, humor and stupidity. We'll miss you Percy! We'll never forget you.