A/N Hay! This is another little oneshot-esque thing for a friend's birthday! Here's a fic for you, Amaya! I hope you like it :D
Hinata was due to visit Neji. He had a mission tomorrow, and Hinata had the scrolls. It was another Hyuuga Specific mission, and she and Neji had been getting on a lot better recently. Neji no longer tried to kill her, for instance, and she no longer burst into tears if he so much as looked at her.
After a few seconds of walking the corridors of the Hyuuga Complex, she was outside his door. Cautiously, she raised her hand to knock and froze.
"Mmn... Mmn!"
What...?
"Hold still, Neji."
... Was that... Shikamaru's voice? She knew he and Neji were friends, but...
"Ugh! I'm trying to, but you keep pushing me over."
"You're a ninja, Neji. Take it like one!"
"Yes, but it's not meant to hurt this much, is it?"
Hinata could not move. Her mouth was hanging open in a small O shape.
"Just... Stay still..."
"Mmpfh! G-Goddamn it, Shikamaru! Give me a minute."
"Well, I can't stay like this for much longer..."
"Just hold on!"
"I'm trying to, you troublesome..."
Hinata swallowed, going bright red. There were a few seconds of silence.
"A-Alright. Do it."
"... You sure?"
"Yes. Come on."
"Fine."
There was a thump sound.
"O-Owwww!"
"It's... Not that bad, is it?"
"Just... Give me a second..."
Hinata twitched as the bed creaked.
"Is that better for you?"
"Mmn."
The bed creaked again. Hinata could feel a bead of sweat trickling down her face.
"Nngh... Shikamaru... It's too big!"
"No it's not, Neji."
"It is!"
"It fit before."
"W-Well it doesn't now."
"Just... Move like that..."
Hinata swallowed. What... What were...!?
"I swear it's longer, Nara."
"Just... Shush. It's the same as before."
"Ahh..."
"There. See? It fits now."
"Mmn. Just... Hurry up."
"Your wish is my command."
The bed creaked again. Hinata felt faint. Neji and... Shikamaru...!? B-Both boys?! And... Doing...--
"Ah! Shikamaru!"
"Sorry, sorry..."
Shikamaru's voice had dropped in tone. Hinata could feel the edges of her vision blurring. She was about to pass out.
"There... It's nearly there, Shikamaru... Just a little further..."
"I've got it covered."
There was another creak from the bed and a grunt from Neji. With a delicate fluttering of the eyelashes, Hinata fainted, landing with a thump on the floor. Both men froze. Neji glanced over and activated his Byakugan, getting to his feet quickly.
"Hinata-Sama's fainted outside my door."
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow.
"Oh."
Neji strode over and opened the door, gently picking her up and placing her on the chair in his room. She came to a few minutes later. She spotted them, squeaked and went bright red again.
"... Hinata-sama, are you alright?"
"I-I-I... I... U-U-Um... S-S-S-Sorry t-t-to in-interrupt..."
Neji raised an eyebrow.
"You could have just knocked, Hinata-sama."
She went redder.
"O-O-Oh n-no... I... I c-couldn't j-just... W-W-Well... I-I mean... Y-Y-You were b-busy..."
"... Nothing that couldn't have waited a few moments."
"Yeah. I mean, it's not as if a Yukata can't wait."
"... A-A-A Y-Yukata...?"
"Yes, Hinata-sama. I am required to wear one for the festival, and I could not seem to make it fit me. Shikamaru here was helping me get to a wearable level."
... They... Shikamaru was helping Neji put on the complicated Yukata?! That was all!? They weren't... With a delicate rolling of the eyes, Hinata passed out again.
"... Your cousin's really strange. What did she think we were doing?"
Neji shrugged.
"I should go get Hiashi-sama."
A/N XDD THERE YOU GO xDDD
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