It was a cold lonely night on the meteor, as always. Or was it daytime? Who could tell. Throughout the meteor there was silence. Everyone was taking a much deserved break after a very long night of shenanigans, or a very long day of shenanigans. Ah whatever.
All alone in a secret room within the Meteor was a young troll by the name of Karkat Vantas. He was sad. Crying actually.
CG: IT'S NOT FAIR. I'LL NEVER FIND A MATESPRIT, OR A KISMESISS.
CG: I GUESS I'M JUST DOOMED TO SPEND ALL ETERNITY IN THE PALE QUADRANT.
CG: AND EGGBERT...
CG: YOU WERE, SO PERFECT.
CG: BUT YOU DON'T LOVE ME.
CG: YOU'RE NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
Karkat continued to sob while having awkward convocations with himself. Talking to himself had become relatively normal, mainly due to the long winded arguments he'd so commonly have with himself through Trollian.
Not too far away from the secret room was another troll by the name of Gamzee Makara. He could hear sobbing in the distance but hadn't the slightest clue where it was coming from.
TC: WhAt iS ThAt sTrAnGe sOuNd oF SoRrOw tHaT I'm aLl uP In hEaRiNg iN My mOtHeRfUcKiNg tHiNkPaN?
TC: WhErE Is iT EvEn mOtHeRfUcKiNg cOmInG FrOm?
TC: HoNk :o(
Gamzee began to scout out the area. The crying was making him loose his motherfucking chill. He proceeded to stumble upon a small mysterious opening in the wall, concealed by an empty treasure chest. How mysterious.
TC: WeLl sWeEt mOtHeRfUcK.
TC: LoOkS LiKe sOmE SoRt oF SeCrEt PaSsAgE wAy.
Gamzee entered the small opening in the wall, curious to what he might find. He stood up to find himself in a rather large, dark room. He'd never been to this part of the meteor before. The sobbing continued.
TC: HoNk HoNk :o|
Gamzee followed the sounds of Karkat crying until he found... Karkat crying.
TC: KaRkAt?
CG: GAMZEE!?
CG: GAMZEE, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE. PLEASE. I CAME HERE TO BE ALONE.
TC: NoW WaIt jUsT A MoThErFuCkInG MiNuTe
TC: I'm nOt gOiNg mOtHeRfUcKiNg aNyWhErE UnTiL I HeLp a bRoThEr oUt
TC: So TeLl mE WhAtS WrOnG aNd I'lL sEe HoW i CaN hElP
TC: :o)
CG: *SIGH*
CG: GAMZEE. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
CG: PLEASE.
CG: JUST LEAVE ME TO MY PATHETIC SELF HATRED.
CG: THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO.
TC: :o(
TC: HoNk HoNk?
CG: NO GAMZEE.
TC: HoNk :o(
Gamzee sat down beside Karkat.
TC: YoU KnOw kArKaT
TC: WhEn iM FeElInG LoW On tHe oLd mOtHeRfUcKiNg hApPiNeSs, i sLaM Me aN IcE CoLd fAyGo aNd eAt mE SoMe MoThErFuCkInG sOpEr sLiMe.
TC: MaYbE yOu ShOuLd TrY iT? :o)
CG: ARE YOU FUCKING NUTS?
CG: FIRSTLY, FAYGO TASTES LIKE REPULSIVE FAIRY TWINKLE SHIT
CG: AND SECONDLY, SOPER SLIME WILL MESS ME UP IN THE HEAD
TC: MoThErFuCkIn' eXaCtLy
TC: HoW Do yOu tHiNk i sTaY So cHiLl aLl tHe tImE?
TC: CoZ Im tElLiNg yA BrO
TC: It aInT No mIrAcLe
TC: ItS ThE SlImE.
TC: HoNk HoNk :o)
CG: ...
TC: ItS wOrTh A mOtHeRfUcKiNg ShOt DoN't YoU tHiNk?
TC: BeSt FrIeNd :o)
CG: ...
CG: ...
CG: ...
CG: I DON'T KNOW...
TC: HoNk :o)
CG: ...
CG: DAMMIT, YOU'RE SO PERSUASIVE!
TC: HoNk :o)
CG: OKAY FINE.
CG: BUT GAMZEE, IF I'M EVEN GOING TO CONSIDER EATING SOPER SLIME
CG: THEN YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME THAT YOU WON'T TELL ANYBODY
CG: AND THAT ON THE SLIM CHANCE THAT I DECIDE TO INDULGE MYSELF IN THIS BULLSHIT, THAT YOU WON'T LET ANYONE SEE ME.
CG: OKAY!?
TC: ItS a MoThErFuCkInG dEaL
TC: HoNk HoNk :o)
TC: IlL gO gEt Us SoMe MoThErFuCkInG pIeS tHeN!
TC: IlL Be bAcK In a mInUtE Or tWo bEsT FrIeNd
TC: TrUsT Me yOu wOnT ReGrEt tHiS
TC: HoNk HoNk :o)