PROLOGUE:

The sound of screeching wheels woke us up in a flash.

"What...oh man my head hurts." Shane blurted rubbing his head. "What time is it?"

" I don't know, the birds are chirping, these seats hurt my ass, this sucks more than school, why don't you look at your watch?" Colton said sarcastically.

"Oh yeah" Shane said. "Thanks asshole."

Colton gave Shane a stare.

"HI GUYS!" A red haired kid screeched with a high pitch voice.

"IM SO GLAD TO BE HERE ON THIS WONDERFUL DAY! I HOPE WE GET THERE SOON! DO THEY HAVE CUPCAKES THERE! I LOVE THE WORLD!" The kid said walking near Colton and Shane.

"OH WOW WHO ARE YOU! YOU BOTH LOOK SCARY! I HOPE YOU DONT EAT MY PET FISH! I LOVE THE WORLD AND MY FISH WHO LOVES ME!" The kid screeched while pointing at the dead fish.

"ARE YOU GUYS FRIENDS? YOU SEEM SO AWESOME!" The red haired kid squeaked.

"Brother" Colton and Shane said simultaneously.

"OH SO COOL! MY BROTHER HAD ADHD AND ONE TIME HE WAS PLAYING WITH SCISSORS IN THE STREET BECAUSE OUR OLDER SISTER TOLD HIM TO AND OH GOLLY HE-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Shane raged.

"oh, I'm sorry." the red haired kid sobbed.

The bus doors opened with a loud rusty bang

"Come on get in, we don't have all day!" The bus driver screamed as a new pudgy kid entered on the bus.

"Hey look, Michael! What's up?" Shane said standing up to hit him on the back as he walked by.

"I'm not in the mood Hart" Mike hissed.

"WHO IN THE WORLD OF EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION IS HART?" The red haired kid yelled.

"It's our last name. Colton Hart" Colton replied.

"No duh dumb shit" Shane said.

"I wasn't talking to you stupid ass." Colton yelled at him.

Shane stuck up his middle finger and stared out the window.

Colton looked at him and started to laugh. Even Shane giggled a bit.

"HA! YOU GUYS ARE SO GREAT! BTOTHERS FOREVER! YOU KNOW ONE TIME MY SISTER LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF MY FATHER'S TOE! MY BROTHER AND I JUST LAUGHED AND LAUGHED! OH, BROTHERS! The red haired kid said trying to open up his window.

They all stopped giggling. Then all of a sudden...a loud BANG!