Ok on this show it involves me my friends and some Naruto characters. My name is Mindy so you don't get confused.
NATIONAL NINJA NEWS.
Characters:
Host: Melody Mel
Weather man: Kiba Inuzuka
Sports man: Neji Hyuga
Special Interview: Mindy Me
Mel: Welcome to National Ninja News! Recently a drunk Kakashi has been spotted running around the Leaf Village nude. Guy has issued a dance contest to see if he really is the best dancer of all of the villages. Orochimaru has been spotted so keep all of your security systems- OMG! KAKASHI PUT SOME CLOTHES ON AND GET OUT OF THE T.V. STATION!- on.
Tennis is the hot new sport grass ninjas are playing. Cheese puffs proven deadly.
And now to Kiba Inuzuka with the weather!
Kiba's weather watch
Kiba: Today's weather…… SUNNY SUNNY SUNNY with a high of 95F.
AND NOW TO MINDY WITH A SPECIAL REPORT!
Mindy's special reports
Special interview with Gaara.
Mindy: We're here with Gaara, but were going to have to wait about fifteen min. until he's done training.
Watching Gaara train
Mindy: Excuse me Gaara can I interview you for about 20 min.?
Gaara: Sure why not.
Mindy: Ok then first off. What is in that gourd?
Gaara: Sand and the blood of my victims.
Mindy: Ok? Why do you have that black junk around your eyes?
Gaara: I'm not aloud to sleep.
Mindy: Why not?
Gaara: If I sleep then the demon in me will come out and kill you all.
Mindy: Disturbing answer, but ok.
Cameraman zooming in and out on Gaara.
Gaara: DIE CAMERA MAN!
Gaara kills cameraman.
Mindy: Charlie? OMG I'm going to die!
Pick up camera and run to the studio.
Mindy: Back to Melody with other news bye.
Mel: Uh Mindy what's going on?
Mindy: GAARA IS GOING TO KILL ME!
Hides behind Neji
Mel: Uhhhh……………………. What OMG THERE IS BLOOD ON THE FLOOR!
Mindy: Charlie died.
Mel: Oh.
Kiba: WHY! WHY ARE CHEESE PUFFS DEADLY! WHY? Crying
Mindy: Mel Control your boyfriend.
Mel: O.o Blood on floor? …. O.O
Mindy: Get a mop then!