AN: This will only be updated when I get ideas. :P It's just for fun so I gave Link a mischevious side. Enjoy! (I hope)

Link opened the door to Telma's bar and stepped inside with his hair stuck on his face and his clothes damp. It had been raining outside and was getting late, they needed to get on with their mission to get Edward and Alphonse back to Amestris and Link had to defeat Zant.

"Edward, Alphonse, we should get-" his voice trailed off. A blond vertically challenged boy was sitting at a table, gripping the edge and glaring at a bottle of white liquid that was next to a plate with a few scraps of food left on it. A tall suit of armor was standing beside the boy with his arms crossed. Link raised an eyebrow. "What's going on?" Alphonse, who was the suit of armor, looked at Link and put a finger to where his lips should be in a signal to be quiet.

"I don't care how long you sit there, I'm not going to drink you!" Edward, the short blond, suddenly growled in the middle of his staring contest, his gold eyes never drifting anywhere else. Link walked closer and stood next to Alphonse.

"Ed, you have to drink it." Alphonse said firmly. Link finally realized what it was and nodded. It wouldn't hurt the Amestrian. He and Ed were the same age but Link was a good head or two taller than him even though Link wasn't considered very tall. Ed finally looked away and pushed the bottle to the edge of the table.

"Evil cow juice." He spat and crossed his arms. The Hylian and the other Amestrian exchanged glances. Suddenly, Link smirked, his sharp blue eyes glinting dangerously and put a hand on his chin, rubbing it thoughtfully. Al had a sinking feeling as he remembered what happened whenever Ed had that look on his face.

The trio made it to Kakariko and were staying at the hotel that was there. Night had fallen on the dry village and Ed was sleeping. Link and Alphonse were wide awake though for Alphonse, it was understandable since his armor body wouldn't allow him to. The two gave a nod to each other, though Alphonse's wasn't as confident as Link's. Link pulled out a bottle from his pocket filled with a substance to the brim and smirked. This was going to be fun.

The two crept up the steps, the stealthy suit of armor going on ahead and entered the room Once he confirmed that his brother was indeed asleep, he gave a thumbs-up to the green clad boy who was hiding behind the door way. Link returned the signal and snuck up to the diminutive boy's bedside. He uncorked the bottle, the liquid sloshing a little and some dripping down the sides and carefully aimed it at Ed's open mouth. Alphonse was on the other side, pinching Ed's nose lightly as Link slowly poured the white beverage. Link could barely contain his giddy laughter as Ed slept like a log. He corked the bottle and put it into his pocket again, wiping his hands on his tunic, and made his way back to the doorway, Al close behind.

"Mission a success!" he whispered, excitement clearly in his voice. He noticed how Al was nervously twiddling with his fingers. "It's for his own good, he needs to get taller if he doesn't want to be called short."

The first thing that Ed realized when he was conscious again was that there was a vile taste in his mouth. The second thing was that there was a soft chuckle in the room. He slowly opened his eyes and sat up, rubbing at them. He looked around and found Link sitting in a chair smirking. He looked like he was going to burst out laughing at any second. Al was nervously playing with his fingers on the opposite side of his bed. Ed raised an eyebrow.

"What're you laughing about?" Ed questioned. A loud laugh escaped from Link and that made Ed even more confused. Then he realized it must have something to do with the disgusting taste in his mouth. Link covered his mouth with his hand and dug into his pocket and laughed even harder. Ed read the label and turned red with anger. Before he could pounce on Link, Al quickly grabbed Ed.

"You bastard! You're going to pay for that" he screamed as Link got a hold of himself. Al rolled his eyes. Knowing Link, he knew what was coming next.

"Oh, and Ed. You're a shrimp." Link grinned as Al dragged a fuming red faced alchemist away.

"Screw you!" Ed managed to say before he was hauled off. Link took out the bottle from his pocket again and read the label, smirking. Milk