Disclaimer: Harry Potter does not belong to me sadly; if it did I would be much, much more rich
(A/N): This is my first Harry Potter Story im truly sorry if you don't like it yet at the same time I don't care :D I love Humorous Stories so it hopefully will be funny so hope u have fun!
Harry Potter, the biggest craze since well sliced bread, and I was obsessed with it. I had all the books, posters You Name it I had it. I always believed it was true, I was about 13 when I was full fledged into it and I would hope that I would get a letter from Hogwarts I never did.
I finally gave up for a while then I met fan fiction and I was obsessed again I read all the stories I could but my mom called it trash and thought magic was evil so I read after she went to bed or went out.
One day I woke up and had a weird feeling that something big was going to happen this is the way it went:
"Fay wake up" said and annoying voice "never, go away" I said "Fay don't make me pour water on your head" said Mary with her hands on her hips "humph, fine you win im up" I replied grumpily "what is it" I said with annoyance in my voice "Good morning" Mary said with mischief in her eyes "mmkkk, you have 5 seconds to run really fast and get away" I said with anger in my voice "Fay!"
I ran after my little sister, I ran down the stairs then into the kitchen and then mom found us. "FAYETTE MEILIA MAKEN! YOU STOP THAT RUNNING IN MY HOUSE!" yelled mom "oh snap she said my whole name" I whispered to my sister "sorry" she said
"You know better then that Fayette, walk the dogs today while Mary and I go to the store." She said " fine, whatever" I said uninterested "and don't use that ugly word in my house" She said like she had millions of times "ok" I said with the same tone as whatever
I ran upstairs to get dressed I put on my favorite black skirt its all a-symecrical and a bright blue babydoll top. I put my brown hair in to down pigtails and looked into the mirror, some people mistake me for pretty when people say I am I just give them my "your insane like a clown" look . people mistake my for pretty because of my eyes they are blue but are really really bright and I guess I am fit looking I suppose if I didn't have these stupid eyes I would be average.
Walking the dogs was an idiotic chore they are outside all the time and run around they don't need to be walked all the time I thought. I always used the time walking the dogs to my advantage for thinking and so I could be by the creek that's beside our house I sat down and tied the dogs leash's to a tree I grabbed some rocks and started tossing them in the creek
"stupid mother im not 5 anymore and not everything I do is trash" I muttered to myself I sat there for a while tossing rocks in until the dogs started barking, you see im a bit paranoid and I carry a cell phone with me when I walk and im looking around all the time, but since I was mad I wasn't paying attention
I looked around and saw a person in black coming up to me so I grabbed the dogs and started walking really fast towards the house then I saw the figure fall and grab there stomach so I stopped walking but I didn't go towards them what if it was a trap? Then I saw it Blood so I tied the dogs to a another tree and ran up to the figure it was a man well more like a boy and was about my age
"Are you ok?" I asked the figure which really was a stupid question if you think about it "no" was all he said "god your losing a lot of blood" I said then I took off my tee-shirt (I had an under shirt on you naughty people!) And tried to move his hand "you have to move your hand if im gonna keep your blood in" I said and then he passed out "oh god this is not what I need right now"
I moved his hand and pressed the shirt on him then called 911 when the ambulance came they told me to run to the house and put my dogs away and they will meet me there so I ran as fast as I could which is quite fast because im on track and tossed the dogs in and ran back they had just finished putting him in and I jumped in the van
I woke up to a big smelly room with some people in it and everything was white 'oh shit im dead' yeah I know that was my first thought then I saw the big sign right in front of me EMERGENCY WAITING ROOM 'god why am I here?' then I remembered the guy that was bleeding and I looked down at my watch and saw it was 12: 27! 'Oh crap moms gonna kill me!' I grabbed my cell and dialed my house number then my mom ran into the Emergency room door looking more scared then ive ever seen her
"I'm looking for my daughter her name is Fayette Maken" she said really quickly "mom im fine im right here" I said she ran over to me and squeezed me so tight I could breath and she didn't seem like she was letting go soon " mom…..cant…. breath.. Too… tight…" I said she let go "DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO COME HOME AND FIND OUT THAT YOUR DUAGHTER IS AT THE HOSPITAL!" she yelled "no" I mumbled "just thank god your ok!" she said and hugged me again "why are you here anyway" she asked
So I told her the story "let's be thankful you got there in time" she said just then a doctor came out and walked towards us "Miss Fayette? Then boy you saved is awake and ready for a visitor" he said "oh umm alright I guess" I said "I'll be right back mom" I said and walked with the man through the swinging doors and past small rooms with other patients we finally came to room 115 and I walked in.
he was laying down with a bandage across his stomach he had dark hair almost black and it was all over the place he looked pretty tall and he had wire rimmed glass's and extremely green eyes 'this seems a little familiar' he saw me come in and sat up "well hello" he said in a deep voice "Uhh hi" I said lamely "are you the one who saved me?" he asked "oh well it wasn't all that I just stopped the blood that all the doctors did the most of it" I said "oh well my name is Ha…. I mean ummm John" he said "hi John my name is Fayette but please just call me Fay" I said then his eyes widened "Fayette?" he asked with shock in his voice "umm ya Fayette Meilia Maken" I replied he scratched his fore head and it pulled up his hair
"HOLY SHIT ON TOAST YOUR HARRY POTTER!"
(a/n): Hoped you like please R&R