Hiya peoples! These are my own sick and twisted thoughts about the things that would never actually happen to the Naruto characters…but a person can dream, can't they? Oh and this is my first Fanfic so don't flame me.
Disclaimer: Of course I own Naruto!
… Okay I don't…
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Yes."
"Look, I respect you but I respect me and my reputation also," Sasuke said. "And I don't, repeat don't dance."
"Heck NO! I can't dance and I WON'T dance! I don't have time to do that kind of thing!"
" Oh yes you do, Tenten! I took time out of training just for time!"
"YOU WHAT?"
"Don't worry Tenten, we don't want to do this anymore than you do." Said Neji who was slightly irritated at the moment.
"Why do you people like to torture us?"
(A/N: Guess who says what from here on) "Dancing is way too troublesome…."
"YOSH! The power of youth shall Ooof!" Lee falls over with a weird look on his face. Apparently Tenten hit Lee with a block of wood.
"Uh…okay. Here's how it works, Kiba, Shino, Lee, and Choji you guys are doing Freestyle. Naruto and Hinata are doing anything they want (Reviewer's choice wink, wink). Sasuke and Sakura you guys are doing the…Waltz. (1) And last but not least Shikamaru and Ino doing the…Jive (2), so uh…"
" GET TO IT! YA GOT ONE WEEK! No more no less. Get it? Got it? Good." Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Tenten and Neji were quietly sneaking away, almost there…
"Oh you two! You guys get to rest this week."
"YEEESSS!" They hi-fived each other.
Review or I shall set my rabid friends on you! Or worse my puppy eyes…(1) The Waltz is a very slow dance if anyone can come up with a sappy song my mom could sing in the shower or criticize I will feature them in the rest of the story.(2) The Jive is fast. Fast song equals spot in story. It could be any type of music except rock ok? You have to have a name for the people who do the song too. Oh and Freestyle is…anything basically.Tootles! Blue-panther: Over and out! Whoosh! Spins away in spinning chair. AHH! Crashes. 'S ok…as long you review.