LEGEND OF ZELDA: Ocarina of Time
Link's quest.......for food

Link was fighting his way through an army of Skullchilds in the land of Hyrule. Clouds of smoke, the smell of clashing bones, bones rubbing against
metal. He finally made it to Hyrule Castle. Battle damaged clothes, messy hair, and really bad breath; Link had been out in that feild for almost 2 days
nothing to eat, nothing to drink, poor Link didn't even stop by Lon Lon Ranch. As soon as he got into town he went directly to the inn, which in fact
was packed so he slept outside for the entire day.

The next morning, hoping for something to eat, he hurried to Zelda's Castle. He went his usual route up the vines, past the gaurd tower, up the very
long walk, through the feilds of flowers, up the rocky wall near the entrance of the castle, into the moat (which was a very hard swim for him), and he
arranged the boxes so that he could jump to the hole in the castle wall which he crawled through. As soon as he finished clearing through that whole
castle of guards, Link moved on forward to the main body of the castle. Looking at pictures of weird pink balls with red cheeks, a plumber with an "M"
on his hat, and something that didn't look man nor woman; with one green eye and the rest of it red and yellow, Link thought to himself "wow she
obviously like's weird art", he continued forward after that.

He ended up lost and found his way to the bathroom, having fought 25 guards, and still hungry, he found his way to the courtyard where Zelda was,
walking towards her back, Zelda heard his foot steps and quickly smacked him about 5 feet farther than he was, landing on his bum and rubbing the
left side of his face, he asked "Why did you do that!?". She replied, "I thought you were a theif that snuck in because the gaurds said a bandit broke in".
He quickly replied "Do I look like a Bandit?" Zelda answered, "Well with that silly little cap, Yeah". Wanting to stop the arguement link replied, "Can i
get something to eat?" "I haven't eatten in days". Being the nicest person as she is she nodded her head and they walked off towards the dinning room
together.

Pigging out on the whole festive like food, Link grabbed for the sausages, and chicken, scarfed them down, drank the milk, grabbed for a peice of some
pie, chowed down on some ham, and so on and so on all through out breakfast and lunch until he was stuffed. After Link was done he decided to take a
tour of the castle along with Zelda so next time he was there he wouldn't get lost. He decided to ask Zelda about those weird pictures he had seen earlier
when he got to them and Zelda replied "That pink ball over there with the puffy red cheeks is Kirby" "and that plumber with the M on his hat is Mario"
"That last one is Samus, !it! is a she, and that isn't her skin, it's her outfit". Link laughed at the final thing she said and replied "I don't think they'd make
outfits like that!" then Link continued to laugh. Seeing as it was useless to make Link believe any of that, Zelda laughed along with Link just as happily
as his laugh. Finally full, Link thanked Zelda for all the help and promised to come back and left the town of Hyrule. Out in the feild now, Link ventured
towards Lon Lon Ranch hoping to get some milk, cheery and still full, Link headed out towards Lon Lon Ranch and knowing new adventures would
come his way.