Ring! Ring!
The boy groaned.
Ring! Ring!
He knew exacally who it was...
Ring! F*ing Ring!
It's not like he didn't like her. It's just that...Well..She talked abit too much...
RING! RING! RING!
He looked at the clock and picked up the phone. "Hello?" he said, groggily.
"Oh, Ichigo! Why don't you ever answer the first few rings? Why do you have to wait-"
"Mio, it's seven in the morning. I'm a seventeen year old boy."
She made a huffing noise. "So?" she squeeked.
"So, I sleep until twelve in the afternoon on weekends..."
There was a pause, the a small 'hic'.
'Damn..'
"I'm sorry, Ii-chan!" Mio whined, "I-I just thought that we could sp-end a...A day together." she cried.
The strawberry sighed, taking the noise away from his ear. "Fine," he shouted, "Where are we going?"
She stopped almost immediantly and replaced the crying with a flurry of giggles. "To the park first, okay? Be there in an hour."
"Hm? The park, but, there's gonna be a bunch of spoiled little-"
Click.
The stairs creaked with every step he took. He was tired and he had a feeling that Mio was tricking him to help babysit, but a smile still found it's way to him.
Well, untill his father did his usual rutine.
Ichigo froze at the pitter-patter of feet.
"Iiiiii-"
He looked to his left. Wall.
"Chiiiii-"
To his right. Wall.
"Goooo!"
With no where to hide (( plus the lack of energy to deflect it)), he took the attack like a man.
...Which he wished he could've taken back because the feeling of a size thrirteen foot going up his ass wasn't as pleasent as he had imagined. Not that he imagined anything up his butt pleasurable in the first place...
"How's my favorite son doing, huh?" Isshin shouted, striking an innoscent pose as he looked down at his belittled child. "I always thought you were a night person."
Ichigo, now on the floor from the blow, glared at the man behind him. "First," he growled as he got up, "I'm your only son. Second, I'm up because I'm going to the park."
"Oo~oh! You're gonna go see that hottie Mio, ain't 'cha?" cooed Karin.
Ichigo's eye twitched. "W-What did you just call her?"
"So, you are!" chimed Yuzu.
The subsitute Soul Reaper looked at his approching family.
Isshin gave him a slap on the back. "I'm so proud! My son's going to have his first time with such a-"
"I'm going to what? What kind of sick, pedophilic bastard are you?"
"Huh?"
"You're not supposed to be thinking like that!"
He blinked. "Why...?"
"You're my...You know what?" he walked to the door. "I'm not gonna waste my time..."
The living room was quiet after he left.
"What a puss..."
"Don't talk like that, Yuzu!"
Okay. End.
R & R, please~!