A/N: So as usual I got a prompt and it took me 100000 years to write but I have finally finished it.

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Alec didn't really spend much time talking to his neighbour.

He didn't really know the man well other than the fact that loved to throw parties every single weekend that went into early hours of the next morning. When he wasn't partying with the hundreds of people that he managed to squeeze into his apartment, he was having rough and wild sex that was so loud, it made Alec blush all the way down to his toes.

Oh, and there was also the fact that he was so attractive that it made Alec want to cry.

The man had smooth caramel brown skin, bright golden-green eyes, legs for days, and his clothes were always skin tight, colorful, and glittery. In the year since Alec had moved in, he might have developed a- small- crush on his neighbour.

Not that he would ever admit to that out loud.

So one could say that he was a bit surprised when he opened his door one Wednesday afternoon to find none other than Magnus Bane, his neighbour, standing in front of him.

Magnus smiled down at him before saying, "Hey, Alec!"

Alec felt like he was going to pass out. When Magnus spoke his name, it came out sounding soft and intimate like the other man just needed to take one look at him and instantly know everything about him.

And thinking about Magnus looking at him, the taller man looked beautiful as always with his hair done up in glittery spikes and face covered in makeup while Alec was in his ripped sweats and a ragged t-shirt. He instantly became self conscious.

He blinked a couple of times to clear his head before stuttering out a, "Um-uh-hi?"

Magnus didn't seem deterred by his awkwardness though, if anything it just made him smile wider, "Do you mind if I come in? I have to talk to you about something."

Alec blinked in surprise.

Had he heard Magnus right?

The taller man wanted to talk?

To Alec of all people?

He slipped his hands behind his back and pinched one of his wrists. Hard.

He was still standing there in the doorway with Magnus looking down at him expectantly.

So he wasn't dreaming.

He stepped away from the doorway. "Y-yeah. Of course."

The taller man strode into Alec's apartment as casually and as confidently as if he had done the action for years.

Alec's hands shook as he closed the door behind them.

He turned around and felt his heart painfully skip a beat when he discovered his neighbour gracefully sprawled out on his couch.

His brain was split between thinking that the room looked oddly brighter as if before this moment it had always been cast in darkness and he had only just now opened up all of the shades and holy shit, Magnus Bane, the man he had pined over for the last year was sitting on his couch!

Alec awkwardly walked over to his arm chair and settled down into it.

"Okay so, we might have a slight predicament on our hands-" Magnus started, looking and sounding ten times more comfortable than Alec did.

Meanwhile the blue eyed man was biting down on his lower lip and his eyebrows furrowed. "What do you mean?"

"My cat has been acting weird lately so I took her to the vet and-it turns out that she's pregnant." Magnus paused as if waiting for Alec to react in some way.

After a moment of silence, Alec finally started, "But what does that have to do-"

"With you?" Magnus interrupted him quickly. "I haven't even gotten to the good part yet, darling-"

He was pretty sure that Magnus continued to talk after that. He could see the man's lips moving and his hand gestures but he couldn't hear any of it over the rush of sound in his ears.

Not only was Magnus sitting on his ugly couch in his messy apartment, now he was calling Alec 'darling'. The only other time he had been called that was by his mother when he was younger but even then, it had never sounded so intimate. When he finally managed to calm the chaos of his mind, he looked up to find Magnus looking at him expectantly.

"I'm sorry, what?" Alec tried really hard not to blush but he still felt a famaliar warmth creeping up his cheeks and neck.

"I said that I think your cat is the one who knocked mine up."

Church had gotten Magnus' cat pregnant? That didn't seem very plausible considering that Church hated everything and everyone including members of his own species.

Magnus leaned forward to wave his ring clad fingers in front of Alec's face. "Hello? Earth to Alec? Do you do this a lot?"

The pale man blinked and felt his skin grow warm once again.

"No- sorry- I just-uh-how are you sure that it was my cat?"

"Yours is the blue-gray Persian right?" Alec nodded. "I always see them slinking around together."

So that was where Church went when he disappeared for hours at a time? Alec had always just assumed that he went around clawing and hissing at people before coming back to Alec's apartment to claw and hiss at his owner too.

"Oh." Alec said because what else was there to say? I'm sorry that my cat had sex with yours?

"'Oh' as in- 'oh my god do you know how many kittens one cat can give birth to? Too many for one person to deal with.' I'm glad we're on the same page here, Alec, because I've already come up with a solution- we're just going to have to raise them together."

Alec's eyes widened.

Magnus Bane, his beautiful neighbour that he had a crush on, was asking- more like telling- him to raise a bunch of kittens with him?

There was only one logical response:

"Okay-"

A/N: And that's the end of that!

Hopefully it wasn't too crappy.

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