Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
Author's note: I'm sorry that this one is so short.
Sam and Freddie - Arcumentius
It's a regular basic Friday night in the summer and Samantha Puckett sit on her bed, drinking beer and reading an old porn magazine.
"Such a hot babe I am." says Sam. "Obviously I'm very attractive and also really badass and cool."
"Hi, Sam." says Freddie Benson as he enter the room.
"Oh my shit...! Next time, knock, okay? I could've been playing with myself or something." says Sam.
"Too bad you did not. It would been quite the show." says Freddie.
"Nice you're here. C'mon in, have a seat." says Sam.
"Alright, baby. Do you have a beer for me?" says Freddie as he take a seat to Sam's left.
"Yeah. Here, man." says Sam as she give Freddie a beer.
"Great. Thanks." says Freddie.
"How's your day been?" says Sam.
"Lonely without you." says Freddie.
"Do ya still love me?" says Sam.
"Indeed I do, baby." says Freddie.
"Wonderful 'cause I still love ya too." says Sam.
"Awesome. You're totally hot." says Freddie.
"Yup. And you're really amazing as well, dude. One part of you in particular is very good. I bet you know what I mean." says Sam.
"Easy to guess what you're talking about." says Freddie.
"Awww. You're so smart." says Sam.
Sam gives Freddie a sexy kiss.
"I'm lucky that you're my girl." says Freddie.
"Very true. Don't ever forget it. Just one simple screw-up and ya might lose me. I need a boyfriend who's strong and manly." says Sam.
"Relax, baby. I'll be your powerful man, no worry." says Freddie.
Freddie wrap his strong right arm around Sam's body and grab her right boob.
"Mmm!" moans Sam.
"This boob's got a nice shape." says Freddie.
"Yeah and it's 100 % natural." says Sam.
"I know." says Freddie. "And natural is the way it should be."
"Absolutely." says Sam.
"You're very beautiful." says Freddie.
"You're very smart." says Sam.
Sam is happy and so is Freddie.
"Thanks, babe." says Freddie. "I love you a fucking lot."
"I feel the same for you, dude." says Sam.
"Awesome." says Freddie.
After they finish their beers, Sam and Freddie play a video game on Sam's Z-box.
"Kinda nice to hang out, just you and me." says Sam.
"Yeah. Carly is our friend, but I agree. Sometimes it's good for me to spend some time with my babe only." says Freddie.
"I love when ya refer to me as babe." says Sam.
"Okay." says Freddie.
"Sweet." says Sam.
"That's exactly what you are." says Freddie.
"Really?" says Sam.
"Yes. You can be sweet. I've seen that many times." says Freddie.
"Oh...thanks." says Sam with a cutie smile.
"No problem, Samantha." says Freddie.
"Just call me Sam." says Sam.
"Alright, Sam." says Freddie.
"You're hot." says Sam.
"Thanks. So are you." says Freddie.
"Of course." says Sam.
"Yeah." says Freddie.
"I love you." says Sam.
"I love you." says Freddie.
"Awesome. And sexy." says Sam with an erotic smile.
Sam gives Freddie a romantic sweet kiss.
The End.