Well, it's been at least a million years since I've watched/written anything about YuGiOh. Of course, that isn't gonna stop me from writing stupid crap.
Here's to five years.
Disclaimer: I don't own yugioh, lolzz.
"HAHAH! I JUST KILLED YOUR DARK KNIGHT FAIRY ELF! LOOK AT ME PRANCE AWAY!" screamed an excited Joey Wheeler.
Tristan frowned as his glory was ripped right out from under him. You're probably wondering what I'm talking about. Joey and Tristan are playing a duel monster video game. They're at Yugi's house actually.
"Yeah, well suck me," said Tristan in defense of his crap skills.
"…some of us wouldn't mind that…" Grandpa mumbled after taking a sheet of cookies out of the oven.
"GRANDPA! YOU'RE NOT GAY!" Yugi scolded at the ancient man. Yugi did a lot of this since Grandpa's recent diagnosis of Alzheimer's disease. He was in the early stages. Forgetting his sexuality was the least of the poor man's worries.
But anyway, yes, it was a boring day in Domino City. The clouds were dark and rain fell from the heavens. Sigh. Tea sat in the corner knitting friendship mittens for all of her friends, being the sweet, innocent, token annoying character of the anime.
"Oh snap, check this out guys!"
"What is it Yami? More corn?" asked a wide-eyed Yugi.
Yami simply rolled his eyes and patted his moronic hikari's head.
"That's 'porn' my dear boy." Replied Yami. Bakura (the yami) snickered in the background. "Actually, it's some kind of portal thing!"
"OHMIGOSH! How did you ever find that?" asked Tea annoyingly as she got up from her corner jumping up and down like a retarded barracuda.
"Who cares? Let's go!"
…and POOF! Joey disappeared. The others stood with their mouths wide open in amazement.
"You know we're all gonna have to follow him," sighed Tristan.
"Why's that, friend?" asked Tea.
Tristan rolled his eyes, "cuz that's what happens in these stupid fan fics that people put us in…"
"Alright, I'm gay…m. Game. I'm game! HURURlkjdflhhurrrlolol!" uttered Grandpa or something to that affect or effect, I have no idea.
With that Grandpa was also gone.
I'm just gonna fast-forward this so I don't have to waste your time and mine as well. They all eventually got zapped into the portal. All seven of them, which would be Yugi, Yami, Tea, Tristan, Joey, Bakura, and Grandpa.
…but to where does the portal lead? To the—
"…INTERNET? We're in the internet??" yelled the bewildered Yugi.
"Yes, the internet, the world wide web, the thing."
"STFU Yami!" screamed Tristan.
Everyone stared at him.
"WTF? Did you just say STFU?"
"JOEY! You just said 'STFU' and 'WTF', lolz!"
"Yes Yugi, I did. I believe not only are we in the internet, but we're in an internet forum…" mumbled the stunned Joey.
"Yugi, shall you and I watch some of that pr0n that u and Yamizzle were speaking of?" asked Grandpa with a hushed excitement.
"OMG G-pa, shut up!" Yugi stopped as he spoke these words…or whatever they are.
"It seems as if we lose r ability to speak regularly slowly, soon we'll all be—" Joey was cut off by Bakura.
"—No, no, it can't be!"
"Yes Bakura, soon we'll all b speeking internet talk, 1337 speak, internet lingo, teen speak, whatev u wanna call it, lolz!" revealed Yami, who seems to know all.
"Where's Tea??"
Everyone looked around, but the brown-haired, friendship-loving girl was no where to be found.
"Oh noezzz!!!!1!1"
2 B CONTINUED LOL!
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