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Series of Very Very Unfortunate Event: Zero X Style

The War of the Foolishness

"We got long work to do, but in small time," Obiwan said. "Any question?" "I do!" Yami Yugi called out. "What are we going to do?" "We are going to this place called…" Yoda said, "to the earth" Everyone yelled, "Nooooo!"

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"We are entering war with the evil terrorized darkened milk force of..." Yoda said, "The Simpsons." Everyone gasped. "The whole people in the town will verse us." Yoda said with softness. "Good god Ra..." Joey whimpered and he fainted.

In the Springfield, War code: TSFL-HFD

"Mmm…Deep fried butter" Homer said with the drool. "All the weapons, primary and secondary unit forces are ready, but something troubles us," Bart Simpson the Commander said, "We are missing two-years of food supplies." "Just ignore it; the foods are safe with me." Homer said. "Roger that Homer" Bart said with his fierce feeling. "All the foods are belongs to me, and now it leads to starvation. Cook your own Entrée." Homer whispered to himself.

Back in the Galaxy far and far and far and far away…

"Umm, chief are in big trouble," Teá said, "We are missing five-year food supplies." "Did you check the Emergency chamber, XOX?" Obiwan asked her. "Umm, no" Teá replied.

In the Emergency Chamber, Code name: X.O.X

"Oh my God, save us from this mess!" Teá shout with horror, she saw Seto eating all the food. "Uh-oh" Seto said, "Uh-oh is the right word," Teá said, "I'm telling the chief" Teá cried.

SPRINGFIELD

"My actual perfect fully recharged pure extracted smart computer says that, "Galaxy force is missing Five-Year food supplies, and I think that's a good shot." Comic book men said, "Excellent" Mr. Burns said with tenting his fingers. "We got message from Galaxy force," Comic book men said, "It says in the code form of S.H.A.B.A.L. (Secret Hosted Association of Bourgouxz's Asshole Language). "Great," Lisa rolled her eyes. The message read in "YGOXU SXUKCKKZS". So now, you can make your own S.H.A.B.A.L. Code!

Galaxy Force

"You goddamn bastard!" Kenshin shout, "Look," Seto started, but interrupted. "I declare Plan E on Seto Kaiba!" Obiwan ordered. Everyone in the Jedi Cafeteria gasped.

---------------DUE TO THE VIOLANCE FORCES AND EVIL MAJIGI IN HERE, THE EXECUTION IS NOT BEING DISPLAYED. PERIOD-------------------------------

IN THE SPRINGFIELD

"I need a 20 patrols to guard this town, 10 air forces with night permission from the president" Bart ordered to Lisa. "You know, you are getting good at this war tactical, and majigis, you know that." Lisa complemented Bart. "Nah, I read Krusty Clown's guide to kill teachers" Bart responded. "We are ordering new set of six-year of food supplies," Marge said, "and I put security system to make sure "someone" doesn't steal." Shit Homer thought.

THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE MISERABLE AND INSANITY, INTO THE WAR WILL BE ON NEXT CHAPTER, PROMISE

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