Inspired by The 501st List by I-Don't-Have-A-Name123
1: Aiko Kudou is no longer allowed to bring in any stray cats into the school. We don't care how adorable they are. Miho Satou has allergies, and they're walking disease bombs. And I think we can all agree that we don't need a repeat of last time. We're still checking people's hair for flees.
1A. Oh come on, that wasn't my fault!- Aiko
(It was.)
2. No one is allowed to lewd Hazuki Shimada. Seriously. We have the police on speed dial. Not to mention the 3 students that are ridiculously overprotective of her.
2A. Good- Akihisa
2B. Good- Minami
2C. Good- Miharu
(Everyone was confused as to why Akihisa Yoshii, Minami Shimada, and Miharu Shimizu were chasing a guy through the hallways with swords. Once they heard the reason, they joined in.)
3. Public hangings are no longer allowed.
3A. No, FFF, you don't get any exceptions- Ms. Takahashi
3B. Nor do you, you 3 psychopaths. Honestly, you'd think Shimizu would be the worst offender- Ms. Takahashi
(Akihisa, Minami, and Miharu were very disappointed. And they'd just set up the noose for the loli lewder as well...)
4. No, Aiko, you are not allowed to bring in stray puppies, either. We have an animal shelter for that.
5. Akihisa Yoshii is no longer allowed permission to summon an ESB field just to use his specialised avatar to scratch the parts of his back which he can't reach.
(No one was real surprised that he'd waste energy and time on something like that, though they were all a little disappointed that they hadn't thought about it before though.)
6. Minami Shimada is no longer allowed to use Akihisa Yoshii to practice her wrestling moves on.
6A. Aw- Minami
6B. You people are psychopaths- Mr. Nishimura
6C. You're one to talk, Ironman- Ms. Takahashi
7. No one is to tell the FFF to use the internet to find a date. We tried that. It didn't work.
(It took the staff 2 hours to clear out all of the tinder dates. Unsurprisingly, they were almost all guys or lying about their age. Some students still have PTSD from the experience.)
8. Mizuki Himeji is no longer allowed to use the cooking facilities. I needn't go into detail about that one.
8A. Wait, why?!- Mizuki
8B. Oh thank god!- The entirety of Fumizuki Academy
9. Aiko, no. You are not allowed to bring small children either, even if they are adorable and huggable. People will start thinking you're a paedophile.
(Despite this, Aiko ended up starting a day-care in Class A, and somehow got the entirety of Class A roped into it. When questioned why, she ended up hugging one of Kouta Tsuchiya's younger siblings and bubbling about how adorable they were and how she wanted to hug them all.)
10. Hideyoshi Kinoshita is no longer allowed to wear female clothing outside of drama club. We're running out of blood packs as it is.
(A riot began when this rule was released, and ceased when the rule was removed. The instigators of the riot are still unknown, but suspicions are on the members of Class F, for obvious reasons.)