Palkia and Dialga get a Wii!
"Hey Palkia! Have your heard the news?!" Palkia turns around abruptly and sees that Dialga is about 1 inch away from her face. "Dialga didn't we have a talk about 'personal SPACE'!" (Pun intended) "Oh well today is a Very important day! The Nintendo Wii is coming out!" "Why is this so important?" Palkia wondered. "YOU DON'T KNOW!?" "Shame on you for being even in the Nintendo family!" "Well what is it?" Palkia questioned. "Only the BEST gaming system ever! It reins superior over all!" "Okay then…When does it come out?" Palkia said now enthralled by Dialga's words. "In…In…one…day…" "Oh so your pumped I guess." "Yes! Yes! This is the most important event of our long and boring lives!" "Boring you can say that again…" "So lets get in line!" Dialga shouted about 2 inches away from Palkia's "ear" (Hey they don't have ears!)
Dialga and Palkia waited not so patiently at the line for "The Wii" at Gamestop in Eterna city. 'The Wii goes on sale in 4 hours!" The loudspeaker said. "Grrrr…I can't wait this long!" Dialga shouted. "Then just speed time up" Palkia suggested. "Oh yeah!" Dialga exclaimed. "I'll just speed up time! Palkia you should have said that!" (Palkia rolls eyes) Immediately Dialga focused and his blue diamond lighted brightly. Palkia realized that the people were running around her and the clock on her wrist hands spun crazily.
Next thing you know the announcer says "The Wii goes on sale in 5…4…3…2…1…
Never has the human world seen a stampede like this, people fighting, punching, kicking…etc. Dialga and Palkia managed to get their hands on a Wii while kicking some people. And then the two Pokemon stealthily crept out of Gamestop without paying.
"OMG! We have it we have it!" Palkia and Dialga screamed all they way home. "Or shall I say "Wii have it!" Palkia remarked with a chuckle. They finally got home tore open the box, plugged everything in, and synched the Wiimotes.
"OMG! This is it the moment Wii'd all been waiting for!" Dialga then again shouted. "Hello welcome to Wii. Please tell mii where do you live?"
Palkia quickly pointed at 'Unknown location' and pressed A. "Thank You what is your console nickname?" Dialga then typed in 'Palkialga' "Thank you please enjoy your Wii console" They immediately set up WiFi and started to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
Three Days Later…
"Hey guys." "Watcha doing?" "Oh you got the Wii! Cool!" "Can I play?" Giratina asked. "Guys? Guys? Guys!? Are you ok?!" All of a sudden Panic set in. Giratina started running around and screaming intil Dialga said, "Fooled Ya!" "Grrrrrrr…I can't believe I just fell for that…" "So Giratina wanna play?" "Heck yea!"
So then the trio started playing "Guitar Hero III the Legends of Rock" when a message came up on the screen: SORRY YOUR WII HAS A SEVERE ETERNAL ERROR PLEASE CONTACT NINTENDO FOR A REPLACEMENT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TOLERANCE.
dead silence "Ummmmmmmmmmmm……. Dialga? Palkia? You Ok? Ha…. Ha… ha… ha… ha? Dead silence