Author's Note: Couldn't help this one XD Anj and I just kept tossing the ideas around and well XD this is what resulted ^^ this is my part and hopefully soon we'll be able to introduce you to Stinkbot XD The toilet plunger!

Dedicated to Anj: Let our Imaginations Expand!

Disclaimer: I don't own transformers ^^ but Aftcrack and Stinkbot are the property of both AngelicCrossplay and Aozoran XD hehehehehehe ^^

The Adventures Of Aftcrack And Stinkbot

The First Adventure- The Reason For Becoming A Portaloo

It has been said that there is one Decepticon amongst the ranks of Megatron's forces that is more feared than even good old Megs himself, even Starscream will give him a wide birth. What? I hear you ask. I know it sounds corny... I know its been said before and been the bane of existences like the Mary Sues that pop up throughout the fandom.

But trust me when I say Aftcrack is the most reverenced of all Decepticons for both his deviousness and ultimate weapon. His name unfortunately says it all, Aftcrack. "Butt-Crack" to humans or any other bipedial creatures that have the necessary flesh to produce a similar posterior region that has a cleft.

Now, you may know that Skids and Mudflap once masqueraded as a rather convincing ice-cream van, which was a rather good disguise... Though... not as good as Aftcrack could produce.

You think your safe when using the loo, even in the world of Transformers the bathroom was sacred, despite Bumblebee's attempts to 'lubricate' on the previous enemy number Seven and define him as being a toilet (if this became true is open to interpretation). But I must warn you now, it isn't.

The toilet is no longer a safe haven.

You have been warned!

Beware the Portaloo Decepticon!

"I am Aftcrack. My alt mode is a Portaloo. My mission... to capture and interrogate humans by way of the anal probe. FEAR ME!"

Now, this is rather odd even coming from a Decepticon, transforming into a portaloo. But consider all the benefits that you indeed gain from such a form!

Maybe for the benefit of myself... or those who like lists. Maybe the pros and cons of this particular mode should be taken into account.

Pros

You are trusted and can easily catch the unwary, as no one would think that a Loo might just transform right there and then around you.

You can be transported easily on the back of another vehicle and be easily mistaken for the real thing.

You do not need to worry about undressing your occupant as they have already half done this for you.

You have an unlimited supply of ammo that can be used to blind or incapacitate your opponent especially those with sensitive noses (poor Ratchet!)

You can wait patiently until your target actually comes to you! No need for chasing. XD

Also your odour will drive any enemies you might make away and save you the trouble of fighting. Even Megatron wouldn't wish to take you on...

You can change your size at will to target not only humans but also Transformers in need of a 'rest-stop'.

Cons

You never get a bathroom break because you are the bathroom.

No one ever comes around for a visit or to play pranks on you because you can always get the coolest revenge.

Ratchet can get you with the Wrench of Doom from a distance to prevent you coming closer...

You are the butt/aft of many jokes.

People sit on you.

People sing in you.

People do those damned crosswords that take them an hour... while still sitting in you.

You are constantly running out of toilet paper...

You never escape your eventual fate... being stuck in your alt mode and being carted off with the real portaloos when the fair is over and never being seen again.

Conclusion

As you can see there is a significant number of points for both sides, but still in a way the pros out way the cons and thus there is a significantly good reason why one should be able to transform into a portaloo.

You will always get the last laugh!

Because the Poo is on them.