Chapter 1! I'm not really that into Jover...or Gruniper, or whatever you want to call it, but I was in a Percy Jackson sort of mood and wanted to write some fanfic about it. This is my first PJ fic, so please enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

"WOAH!" Percy cried as he fell out of the tree, hitting the ground with a thump and a moan. Juniper and Grover, who up until this point had been kissing fervently, broke apart and gave a simultaneous sigh.

"Percy, this is what, the third time today?" Juniper asked, annoyed.

"Where's Tyson?" Grover teased, crossing his arms. "Isn't he usually with you when you spy on us?"

"Over here!" Tyson called with an enthusiastic wave. He had been cleverly hidden in the bushes with a video camera. Percy slapped himself in the forehead, frustrated, and tried to defend himself.

"Sorry guys, but when we made that bet-"

"Clarisse proposed that as a joke!" Grover insisted, cutting him off.

"No I didn't." Clarisse, who had been unseen until just now, jumped out of a nearby tree, a camera around her neck. "When I bet all of the cabins that I could catch you two making out more than anyone else, I meant it. And I think I'm winning, by the way."

"Why are you guys doing this, exactly?" Juniper snapped; her annoyance growing with every word the spies said. "It's not like there's anything to gain from humiliating me and my boyfriend."

"Because the Apollo cabin decided to make it more interesting by giving the winning cabin no chores for a month. And Chiron agreed to it, as long as we didn't fight about it and we set up clear rules about the bet." Annabeth interjected from a nearby rooftop.

"He agreed to let you humiliate us?" Grover inquired, shocked. "He would never!" Clarisse grinned.

"He didn't. He thinks the bet is about wall climbing, and he's out with the party ponies. Besides, Mr. D isn't gonna care that we're interrupting your face-mauling sessions." Grover opened his mouth to speak, but she continued, "Don't try reaching Chiron by Iris message, either. The Hermes cabin already stole all of your money and a lot of determined demigods are watching your every move." She grinned even wider. "I would just cooperate, goat boy. It's only for a week." Grover bleated mournfully.

"Clarisse, why would you ask everyone to interrupt our most private moments?"

"Because I like seeing you cry. Gods, Grover. Grow a pair." She rolled her eyes and jogged away.

"On that note, Tyson and I are gonna review our footage." Percy grinned and slipped away, dragging his gigantic half-brother behind him.

"Malcolm and I are going to go see if we got any clear shots." Annabeth waved from the rooftop. "See you guys later!" Juniper stuck her tongue out as Grover cried out in desperation.

"YOU COULD JUST SPY ON BECKENDORF AND SILENA!"

"They could, but Charlie would just leave Greek fire in their cabins." The sweet voice of Silena Beauregard directed Grover and Juniper's attention towards the bush she was hiding in with Beckendorf.

"You're spying on us too?" Juniper asked.

"Well, yeah. No chores for a month means a month without housekeeping cutting into time me and my siblings take keeping up our looks." Silena smiled at the thought.

"And no more chores cutting into workshop time." Beckendorf grinned and hugged his girlfriend.

"Um, doesn't that pit you against each other?" Grover asked, wary at the thought of competing against his girlfriend. "I could never compete with Juniper!"

"Actually, competition is great for the relationship." Selena assured. "Gives it that jealous, frustrated spark…ugh, I just turned myself on." She sighed and turned to her boyfriend. "Charlie, behind the oak tree next to the cabins in twenty minutes." She gave him a chaste kiss and skipped away. Grover and Juniper looked at the ground, trying to avoid the awkward silence.

"I'm just gonna go." Beckendorf departed quickly, much to the couple's relief. Juniper smiled at her satyr.

"Grover." She looked up at him, batting her eyelashes innocently.

"Juniper." He replied, giving her a smirk that rarely ever graced his features.

"We're alone." She said, leaning towards him and puckering her lips.

"NO YOU'RE NOT!" Came a chorus of voices around them. Grover sighed sadly. It was only Monday.

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