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This story...you are forewarned now, Contains MASSIVE OUT OF CHARACTER

Monolith and Siera own all characters, objects, areas, and other shit, all except for Anthony and Neiko, they are copywrited by me, now please, this will probably come off as some cracked out fanboyish oc injected fanfic, I pray I didn't make sometihng like that, but if it did, oh well.

F.E.A.R Hopped up

"… and I thought it was a goddamn dream."

Corporal Seiko Strollen said as he strolled on in his standard issue replica soldier armor.

His company sighed and laid a hand on his fear team helmet,

" What was a dream Neiko?

"That I was a replica soldier and I was being forced to kill some guy they call the "point man" and I didn't wanna cuz he looked like my pal from way back when."

Anthony, his company just grunted in reply, then inquired very slightly,

"Neiko, you're a replica soldier right?"

"Right."

"But you aren't controlled by the psychic general, why is that?"

Neiko's green eyes glinted at that question and he smiled an evil grin showing off slightly yellow, sharp teeth, and his slender shoulder hopped up and down as a quiet laugh escaped from his chest,

" I dunno."

Anthony stared at him funny,

" I shoulda killed you when I got the chance."

The jester of the two looked at Anthony,

"Yeah you shoulda but hey….ya didn't and now I've got a purpose that doesn't involve me acting like a mindless zombie working for a psycho general"

"Yeah, but your already mindless you act like a zombie for fun and your still working for a psycho general…..but in this case it's a team operator…"

Right there Anthony switched on his radio to contact his team operator and yelled at the mic,

"THAT SENDS HIS ONLY LIVING SQUADLEADER TO FIGHT SOME LITTLE GIRL PSYCHO BITCH!!"

Then a deafening crackle sparked out of Neiko's and Anthony's ear pieces and they heard the slurred voice of the team operator,

"EY SHUT UP MAAN…IM DOIN MAH JOB ERE….AND….AND YOUR YUR NOT SSO CHOP TO IT MARY JANE!"

Then a thud echoed through the communicator followed by a groan and an incoherent shmangle that made both of them turn the radio off. The lights flickered in the ceiling, Neiko looked up, grabbed his pistol and pulled up his balaclava mask as he put on his polarized goggles. He jumped off the coffee table in the office breakroom they were resting and got a glance of Anthony putting his navy blue delta force helmet over his black hair. The strange thing was, they were in a break room with the carpet stained a deep blood red…because that was what was staining it, no bodies just blood, overturned tables, and lots and lots of cheetos bags…unfortunately for Neiko he was an obbssesive eater, being a replica soldier and only being fed some mushy nutrition supplement every day for years, actual food was unknown to him, and when Anthony offered him a few cheetos her got from some strange black box with strange pictures on them with strange buttons on them after inserting some strange green sliver of…thing and he just pressed a button and a funky spirally thingy spun around and the weird colorful bag fell into this hole and Anthony broked the wall under the glass to get it and when he pulled his hand the wall flapped closed and it was fixed. When Anthony noticed Neiko staring hungrily at the bag but hungrily was an overstatement more like…staring blankly with a slight twist of hunger in it he offered him some. At first Neiko didn't know what it was…he stared at it…then took it in his hand…stared smore…praying that no monsters or explosives were hiding in there…then he took a whiff of the delicious cheesy yumminess that was…cheeto. Upon smelling the food…his green eyes contracted and his salivary glands got horny and flooded his mouth with…saliva and Neiko's pulse quickened tenfold. The following events ended up with…Neiko and Anthony encountering Alma Wade…the horribly creepy and slightly funny little telepathic psycho girl and Neiko…on an uncontrollable food high yelling at her for scaring him…calling her a

"SCARY ASS PSYCHO BITCHWHORE!!"

and

"YOU STUPID LOLI FUCK!!"

and…pissing her off….horribly. The air thickened, the lights flickered, electricity could be felt in the atmosphere as the feeling of pure dread enveloped the two soldiers, angered whispers of a child were being heard as if from nowhere as Anthony looked around feverishly for the source of the sound in a cold sweat. Neiko, seemed unaffected by this turn of events, either that or he was just too damn stupid to know what was going on, he saw Anthony wigging out, and decided to join in, so he stood up and started looking around, in a way, afraid, distressed and frantically when he noticed something, a little mass of pale white skin, jet black hair, and some red dress, hunched over, reaching into a nearby vending machine, whom sense the feeling she was being watched, turned around and saw Neiko staring right back at her. Once they both made eye contact, the air thinned, the atmosphere was fine and Anthony stopped the inevitable soiling of himself. But nobody moved, Alma had half her arm stuffed inside the vending machine, grasping a bag of cheetos. Caught. Hoping that she can in some way freak these two assholes out so much that they would go away, the one that has the same clothes as her son looks like he's about to crap himself, she sucked in a breath and said in the form of a question on accident,

"Boo?"

Neiko looked at her weird thinking,

"She takin my super delicious orange sticks?"

Anthony on the other hand, screamed an ear busting scream of horror, and fainted and slash or shit himself.

"One down."

Alma thought,

"Now what's up with the other guy? Running straight towards me? Screaming? AW SHIT!"

Neiko at that time was sprinting toward miss Wade full speed screaming,

"NOOOOO! THOSE-ARE-MIINE!!"

Alma, alerted took her food and ran as fast as her tiny legs could carry her, but it wasn't enough for Neiko's fully grown strides as he took to the air and drove his left boot into the wall, unfortunately for Alma, her head was in the middle. She seemed to get off a small scream before her face was pummeled by a boot and the back of her head broke into the spackle wall. One foot in. She was in a daze when Neiko ripped her bag of cheetoes out of her hands and when she ripped her face out of the wall. Angry. Very Angry. The; "So angry people here her angry and strange and annoying whispering" angry. She looked at him with oddly vicious eyes, said angrily……rabidly,

"YAAAAHHH MMMMHHFUKAAAAHH!!"

and jaw set she kicked Neiko in the shin. Neiko's rebuttal was,

"What?"

He was kicked in the shin with no effect until, Alma realized that she was telepathic, she can kill him! She can liquefy his skin!

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!! HADOUKEN!!"

Was her battle cry as she threw her hands toward him in a street fighter fashion.

But nothing happened.

Nothing at all.

Well, Neiko was hurled into the ceiling…but that was it. He was thrown into the ceiling, shook the foam tiles and fell onto the blood soaked floor. He saw the blood on the floor and felt the blood on his face, and freaked the fuck out, he shrieked in pure visceral terror,

"AHHH GOD!! WHAT DID YOU DO TA ME YOU FUCKEN BITCH!!"

But then he realized, this wasn't his blood. After chucking the dumbass into the ceiling Alma decided to look at her possibilities as to escaping,

"Run for the door?"

She thought,

"No, too far."

"Out the window?"

"Like I'm gonna do that."

"Snotty bitch"

"Fuck you whore."

"Hey! He's up!"

"Shit! Think of something! Quick!"
"The vending machine!"

"Yeah! Lets go!"

After her quick mental argument Alma took a chance and ran into the bottom door of the vending machine, and slid behind the glass. Right then Neiko stood upright and, seeing Alma slither into the vending machine, made a smile creep onto his face, he had her trapped, he had her in one spot, all vulnerable cuz she couldn't move, but…she had the cheetoes, aw shit, Neiko yelled out angrily at her,

"NO THOSE ARE MINE!!"

as he bolted over to the vending machine, grasped the corners, and shook the machine, pissed off. He shouted vengefully as he gained momentum as he rocked the machine. Oh yeah,

"YA CHEETO STEALIN BIETCH!!"

At first Alma was pissed that she was cornered into a fucking vending machine, with a stupid Replica soldier in a cheeto induced frenzy shakin her around. She then realized as her back was being pressed into by the vending spirals since she was being moved with the machine, she realized she can still kill him. Unfortunatley for her, she realized this, when she was deep in thought, and she realized this as she just so happened to notice that the glass window was speeding toward her face, she couldn't even slip out,

"Fuck"

Before she smacked the window with a dead thud, and was rendered unconscious.

20 Minutes later.

Anthony came to, to the sight of Neiko spazzing out in front of a vending machine, talking to himself, fidgeting around. He decided to trace his memories back to when he saw Alma. He saw her, then fainted. Vivid isn't it? He stood up, at first in a daze and hung onto the break room counter for support everything was blurry at first, he was disoriented, staggering and seeing double. At first when he say Neiko's blurry figure turn around, holding a black, white, and red figure in his arms, he almost thought that he was carrying Alma in his arms. Heh, stupid, Neiko carrying Alma, Anthony already categorized in the useless thoughts that would be scary if it were true, his vision began to clear up, he slowly started to regain his stability when he saw Neiko walk right up to him as he heard him say,

"Dude we got a problem."

He sounded worried and Anthony had an idea why, as bizarre and crazy, and stupid as it seemed, Anthony assumed that this far out shit has happened. Anthony took a deep breath as he stood upright with his mind getting re oriented before he said,

"What is it?"

Neiko said in reply as he held Alma closer to Anthony,

"This little shit!"

Anthony looked over groggily at the mass of red, white and black. Curled up, hands over her stomach eyes closed, she looked…serene to him for some reason she looked like an actual girl that wasn't a threat to anyone, bleeding from the head, he decided to overlook that But when his mind sifted and ordered everything that he was seeing, he almost squeezed out a brick at the fact that Neiko ko'd Alma-fucking-Wade. Anthony looked at her as he pushed himself upright, he said nothing, all was heard was the humming of the vending machine, he took a look at Neiko looking at him, with wide freaked out eyes.

"Well? What're we gonna do man? Don't just stand there! Do something!"

Anthony snapped out of his little daze and grunted a response as he contacted the team operator,

"Yo, Barney we've…Barney?"

All Anthony got in response was the sound of nothing, he checked if he was on the right channel, okay right channel, no static, good signal, he heard the sound of air blowing into the microphone, knowing in full what Barney was doing Anthony took a deep breath of air, brought his microphone in close to his mouth and as loud as he could, yelled into the microphone,

"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARNEEEEEEEEEEEY!! WAAAKE THE FUCKUP YOU FUCKEN PRICK!!"

Neiko laughed a little bit and said threw a smile,

"You sound like a really angry five year old, screaming for a retarded purple dinosaur."

Anthony gave him an angry look as he heard some sort of activity from his headset as Barney woke up a drunken stupor with his head pounding due to a brutal hangover, as he was fumbling around to find his headset on a paper covered desk when he realized that it was on his head, he readjusted it to a better position and replied in an angry disorientated slur,

"WH-WHAAA?? WHATYOUWANT?! AHHH? WAH?"

Neiko turned as he heard the noise coming from Anthony's earpiece and asked in a stranger than usual tone of voice,

"What?"

Anthony turned down the volume on the radio and responded in an exasperated tone, knowing that his announcement would sober the mother fucker up.

"Hey, Barney,"

"WHAAA? WHAT ISIT?"

"Weeell, uhhh, weeee,currently have one, Alma Wade in apprehension at the moment, and we were wondering on what to do with, this situation. Would you mind giving us a hand?"

Anthony expected a surprised gasp and a flood of praise from Barney and the other team leaders as he put his transmission on all channels, but instead he got Barney in a calm state and his reply was,

"That's good, really good in fact, okay, I have a medivac on its way to pick her up, head to the roof of the building, there should be a helipad there, you can't miss it."

"Now you said ' pick her up' what about me and Neiko?"

"You're staying there, once we have Alma in custody we're gonna interrogate her into telling us where Paxton Fettel is, and if she can't tell us then we're gonna try to get her to take control of the replica's from him, so if she gives us any little gems then we're gonna relay them to you and then you'll take out Fettel."

"Sounds pretty good."

Neiko looked at Alma and Anthony back and forth with the worried look still on his face as he asked,

"She isn't gonna be hurt is she?"

Anthony looked at him,

"Prolly not, now we're leaving."

"Probably? Sorry dude but I'm gonna need more than just probably."

Neiko said with aggravation in his voice as they both walked out of the room. Then, a few seconds later Anthony rushed back in, grabbed his G2A2 and ran out.

After a good few hours of walking aimlessly to their designated extraction point, unfortunately though, Niko and Anthony have broken through to their distraction point and started looking through random offices and things when they heard a cell phone ringing the ringing, came from the ceiling…which happened to be bleeding, dripping blood onto the blue carpet floor. Anthony was looking up at the ceiling with his gun drawn and Neiko standing in the doorway still carrying Alma,

"Whatcha think's in there?"

He asked. Anthony looked at for a quick second and replied,

"Dunno wanna check it out?"

"Yeah I'm kinda tired from carrying the lil bitch, she's heavy ya know?"

Anthony sat on a nearby desk and kept his eye on the ceiling panel when an idea popped into his head,

"Hey Neiko give me Alma for a sec, I have an idea."

He said as he stood up. Neiko nodded a hell yeah and just chucked Alma into Anthony's arms. Anthony caught her with somewhat of some ease and bounced her on his arm for a little while as he aligned himself with the bleeding ceiling panel. Neiko saw this and an impish smile came to bear and he couldn't help but help Anthony with a little countdown and chimed in with,

"and a one and a two and a THROW THE BITCH!!"