200 Viewer Special: Halo Achieve I will be your father

by Baron Von Snitzel

To celebrate 200 views I am translating Halo Reaches' I Would Have Been Your Daddy dialogue.

Army soldiers: "One person... desperate."

Sheriff Stacker:"Oh, give you a closed coffin!" "Well, that person is dead!"

Marines: "Hey! The lips are split! Do you want a free face reconstruction? Because you really need it! Haha!" "Your mother is wearing you funny" "Ha! On your face! That's your face, right? Right?" "It's like sending Womp mice home!" "Don't let me drink tea!" "Like the gorge goes home!" "My Wort Wort Wort is here!" "Hey!" ABLIBLIBLADJIBLILIBLA! "You too!" "Do I look like a stranger to you? Wait, don't answer that." "Yes! Shoot them... purple things."

Sabre Pilot: "No one in space can hear you scream!"

Sleeping buzz: "It's fun, but I dream in English."