Hey guys, I mostly wrote this because my life has pretty much sucked today. My parents are officially getting a divorce, I'm sick, and my sister isn't here to cheer me up. So I said, 'Fuck it,' and decided to cheer myself up by writing fanfiction. And I must say that it worked pretty well. This is going to be continuous because, well I kind of LOVE this idea about what we would do if we actually DID have Fang. I probably won't update it as often as my other story but I will try an update a lot. Oh and I hope everyone has a happy Spring Break. :D

Meredith and I kidnap Fang

This is the story of how my sister and I kidnapped a book character.

It all started in Meredith's piece of crap Honda with our horrible off-key singing/head-banging to one of my favorite songs, Before I Forget by Slipknot.

"I am a world before I am a man, I was a creature before I could stand, I will remember before I forget, BEFORE I FORGET THAT!"

Of course, head-banging WHILE driving is never a good thing, especially when you have a sister who's already horrible at driving a stick-shift. So there we were, head-banging, when suddenly, "KA-THUNK!"

"Abigail, what the hell was that?!"

"MEREDITH, WE'RE NOT ON THE ROAD ANYMORE!"

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

We were driving in a ditch. Thankfully, it hadn't rained in a while or we would have been splattered with mud because we had left the windows open.

We thought it was bad enough that we were actually IN ditch but then it just HAD to get worse. I saw someone in front of us running fast, but apparently not fast enough because we hit it, hard. He/she flew a couple feet in the air, and then landed on the ground with a loud, "THUMP!"

Meredith and I looked at each other until she screamed/cried, "I'M A MURDERER!"

I just sighed.

She can be so melodramatic sometimes.

"Shut up Meredith; we don't know if he's dead yet." I'm not that cold-hearted normally I promise; I was just in shock. She nodded and sniffled, following my lead, and shuffled over to the limp form lying on the ground in front of us.

Jeez, even though I'm the younger one, I usually take charge.

I rolled him over, realizing that it WAS him, and a very good-looking him at that.

He was probably around my age, with olive-toned skin and black hair. I checked his pulse first, making sure he was still alive (who knew that I would actually use pulse points?) As I looked him over, checking to see if anything looked wrong, I couldn't help but notice how torn and shabby his clothes were, and how encrusted in dirt his face was. He looked like he had lived a rough life.

We had hit him pretty hard, so I made the executive decision to take his shirt off and make sure he had no broken ribs or anything. Ok, and maybe, just maybe, I wanted to see what he looked like with no shirt on. But you have no proof!

Anyway, once his shirt was off, I realized that he was chiseled, as in all caps, CHISELED. It didn't look like he had any broken ribs so I turned him on his back…and gasped in surprise, fear, excitement, and a couple of other emotions that I can't name.

"Oh My God! Meredith, do you know who this is?!"

"What are you talking about Abigail? Of course I don't know who it is! I just ran him over with my car for Pete's sake!"

"Meredith, this is Fang! From Maximum Ride!"

She looked at me like I had just grown two heads.

"Abigail, did you hit your head when we hit him?"

I sighed, exasperated. "No I didn't hit my head when we hit him, come and look for yourself!" She just glared at me and stalked over, leaning down so she could see him better.

"Holy shit Abigail, you were right!"

I smirked at her. "And how is that different from any other situation?"

She looked down at Fang again. "What are we gonna do with him?"

I looked at her like she was crazy. Which she is by the way.

"We're gonna take him with us!"

She looked at me incredulously. "There is no way that we can take a guy with us to Michigan. Especially not Fang!

"Aw, Meredith, come on. You know how much I like those books." Then I gave her my version of Bambi eyes. She glared at me for a minute, but then she finally gave in and yelled, "FINE! But we're going to have to tie him down. He probably won't like waking up in a stranger's car with two girls singing off-key."

"OK. Meredith, did you bring those pink fuzzy handcuffs I gave you for Christmas?"

"Yep. Did you bring that bondage set and whip I gave you for your birthday?

"Yeah. Why do we need the whip though?"

She smiled evilly, "No reason." (just so everyone knows, we are definitely NOT sex freaks, we just bought it as like a gag gift.)

Oh boy. This was gonna be one fun car ride.

There you have it, the first chapter. Btw, we actually did buy each other that stuff for Christmas. My parents didn't know of course but it was still really funny ;) Please please please review and tell me if you like it or if you hated it or if you thought it was fuckin' hilarious. Constructive criticisms are welcome but please, no flame. :D Wow, I'm pretty sure that this is the shortest A/N that I've ever written in my history of writing fanfictions. It's not a very long history but I DO write a lot of reallllly long A/N's. Dammit, I just made this one long. Oh well, again please press that review button, it needs some lovin' ;)