Well, That Can't be Right.

A fan-fictionstory by Maplestrip, featuring Perry the Platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz. Episode 1: What appears to be a normal day.

Perry's point of view

I'm sitting under the tree, like every day. I hear his owners talk about building a ferris wheel, but I don't pay much attention to it.

I'm used it. My owners has been building giant things all summer. It all started with a rollercoaster, but that's another story.

"I know what we're gonna do today!", that's my cue. Phineas says that almost every day.

I walked to the house and I push a hidden button on the wall. A hatch opens. I put my fedora, my hat, on and just before I jump in the slide, I can hear my owner ask where I am.

As long as they don't start looking for me, I'll be fine.

They don't know I'm a secret agent, and I'm fine to keep it that way.

I'm in my lair. It's full of high-tech spy gear, all platypus-sized, of course. I hear my soundtrack in the background, it's the sound the speakers play. I like it, it's me.

I walk to my chair and when I sit down, the big screen turns on on itself, triggered by a secret microchip in my fedora. There's a big, old man with a mustache on screen, my boss mayor Monogram. Francis Monogram.

His little intern Carl is probably near. Monogram starts talking, but I already know what he's gonna say. I didn't listen, I thought about drawing something while he's talking, but I ended up writing down what Monogram is probably telling me.

Doofenshmirtz is doing something evil again! He has bought…/he can't be found anywhere. You need to go out there and put a stop to him.

And then he and Carl do or say something idiotic. I know Monogram is wearing a wig, and he's probably not wearing any pants at the moment.

Anyway, Monogram is done talking so I should run to Heinz' building, 'Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated', DEI for short, which is a lot like DIE, die.

I should chose between some vehicles, but I'll keep it simple and I jump in my hovercraft.

A few minutes later, there it is, DEI. It's odd to look at it. It's the biggest building in whole Danville, in the whole Tri-State Area, actually, And it's got a very strange shape, its much to obvious to be a hideout, but that might be the reason it is.

Anyway, I jump out the hovercraft and enter the building. I stepped in the elevator to hear a familiar song. Actually, it's more like a tune, but well, it's elevator music. It's Gitchee Gitchee Goo, a song sung by my owners early this summer. It's become one of the most famous songs of this decennia, but I didn't like it that much. At the moment, it only depresses me more.

I'm not feeling like destroying anything, as Heinz always nags about the costs of all the doors he has to replace, so I ring the bell.

Heinz, my Germen nemesis, opens the door. He greets me and I walk in. A cage falls down, and I'm trapped. I hoped it would be a more original trap, as he traps me most of the time in platypus-sized cages.

Heinz makes jokes about me being trapped, or maybe about he not expecting me. I don't listen. It's always the same anyway; he tells me his plan, I escape, we fight and I beat him. At the end he would curse me and I fly back to Phineas and Ferb. Phineas would say 'Oh there you are', and Candace, my owners sister, would be astonished by the disappearance of whatever my owners have build.

Heinz has started telling me his plan. He shows me a big machine, an '–inator', with lots of buttons . He uses a ladder to gut on top of it, where most the buttons are.

I catch something about dogs and a 'Change-inator', but I still don't listen. I'm bored. What should use to escape today. I guess my fedora-chainsaw would do it, so I take of my hat and I pull a wire. The hat starts turning rapidly. I saw out two bars and I jump out.

Heinz doesn't see me, he's flipping some switches on his –inator, his change-inator. I grab another ladder and I climb up on the other side of the –inator.

apparently, I frighten him so much by popping up my head just in front of him, as he fell.

Heinz holds on to the machine, while the ladder falls down the whole way. I try to grab Heinz hand, but because of this I accidentally push the ladder away; I'm hanging too!

Now I lose my hold on the machine and I fall down on the floor. It hurts, but it could have been much worse.

Heinz falls too, his hands going over quite a lot buttons and switches. The change-inator fires, and I find myself laying right in front of it.

Everything turns white.

Apparently, this is going to be an interesting day after all.

End of part one

Thanks for reading! I got stuck on a short scene in 'Ghost Busted'(Perry entering his lair), and I didn't get much votes yet on my poll, so I made this. I wanted to make a story like this for a while :). This is also the first time I use point of views (Only one in this part, but next parts will have more POV's)

please Review :D.

Maplestrip