A/N: Emily actually thought about it but I, Amanda, am writing it. Were camping and there's no internet!!!! No reading other fanfics!!! So we wrote your own;)
Disclaimer: Last time I checked, we didn't own it. Really, if we did, would we be camping in the middle of nowhere with no internet? Didn't think so.
Ziva was in her apartment watching the news.
"… thanks Ted. Now on to other news. The popular book 'Deep Six' by Tom E. Gemcity is now going to be a movie. They haven't started filming yet. Is should be done in March of next year. Top at the box office this week was…"
By that time, Ziva was all ready on her phone calling Tony. " Tony, are you watching the news… Because… McGee's book is going to become a movie…I know… He's dead tomorrow."
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McGee exits the elevator and sees Ziva in his desk playing with her knife.
"Um… Ziva what are you…um…doing?" McGee asked with a gulp.
"Good question McAuthor," Tony said from behind. McGee turns around to see Tony cleaning his gun.
"We watch the news Timmy, we know your book is going to become a movie." Abby said appearing out of nowhere. "One question though, who's going to play me? I mean it can't be just anyone. Abby Sciotto, forensics extraordinaire. These are hard shoes to fill."
"What?" questioned Ziva not understanding.
"Never mind," Abby replied with an eye roll. "We should get to pick our actresses or actors."
"YAH!" Tony and Ziva said backing up Abby.
"Fine, fine, fine. You guys can pick your actors and stuff. Just tell me who by tomorrow."
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"Zee-vah?"
"What Tony!?" Ziva asked annoyed.
"Do you want to come over to my place to watch movies to find you an actress? You know, you not having that great of film knowledge on American movies."
"If it will shut you up,fine, I be there at seven."
+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+Seven O'clock At Tony's+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+
"So what movie?" questioned Ziva
"All three Pirates of the Caribbean!" Tony said overly enthusiastically.
"Are all three really necessary?"
"Of course!"
"What never."
"What ever, Zee-vah."
"Oh! Sorry."
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"Do you know who you want to play you, or Lisa anyway?" asked Tony. "'Cause I do."
"Me too," Ziva replied. " I better go home, it's late."
" No! I mean it's late. You can sleep on the couch here." Tony pleaded.
"On the couch?" Ziva questioned with raised eyebrows.
"Um…I can sleep on the couch, and you can sleep in the bed." Tony coughed out.
"Fine," Ziva says before turning around and heading for the bed room.
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"So, do you guys know who you want?" McGee asked.
"Yes, I was thinking Pauley Perrette." Abby said. "Her hair is blond and she doesn't have that many tattoos, but that can be fixed with makeup and hair die. What about you?" looking towards Ziva.
"Definitely Cote de Pablo. Tony?"
" I'm leaning towards Michael Weatherly."
The End!
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