A/N: I was zoned out during my free period one day when I suddenly got this idea and decided to write a dialogue- only oneshot… I hope you all like it! (P.S. It's Ron/Hermione with a bit of Harry/Ginny as well… don't like, don't read!)
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
In the Zone
R: "Harry?"
Hr: "I told you, he isn't going to answer. He's tired."
R: "You mean he's in Ginny-land… HARRY!"
Hr: "See? Not even blinking."
R: "Grr… Harry, Voldemort's back and is plotting to kill you!"
Hr: "Now that was low. And he still isn't answering. You should really give up now."
R: "I won't! He's bugging me, just sitting there, staring into space… HARRY POTTER!"
Hr: "… And how is using his last name going to make him listen? You sound like your mother."
R: "HEY! That was mean!"
Hr: "Ronald, you're an idiot."
R: "Don't call me Ronald… Harry James! Hellooo? Anyone home?"
Hr: "Wow… he's even farther out of it than I thought…"
R: "No kidding… look, I just pushed him over and he didn't even blink."
Hr: "I've been here the whole time. I saw it."
R: "Hmm… d'you think he's still breathing?"
Hr: "I'd say that I was pretty certain that he's still breathing."
R: "Just making sure…"
Hr: "M-hmm."
R: "He's still breathing… I want him to stop being so zoned out! It's annoying the hell out of me!"
Hr: "I noticed."
R: "Ah! I know!"
Hr: "Wha-"
R: "…"
Hr: "…"
R: "…"
Hr: "…"
R: "…"
Hr: "Ronald! What was that about?"
R: "Damn… I thought THAT would get a reaction…"
Hr: "Ronald Weasley! Answer my question!"
R: "Ah. Well, that…"
Hr: "I'm listening."
R: "Hermione…"
Hr: "I won't get it until you tell me using big boy words, Wonnie. I can't read your mind."
R: "Don't call me Wonnie! What the-"
Hr: "Ron! Just tell me what you're hedging around and be done with it!"
R: "Gosh, you're supposed to be the smart one! Do I have to say it? I like you! I've had a crush on you, since, like, third year."
Hr: "…"
R: "Hermione?"
Hr: "W-what? You l-l-"
R: "Spit it out."
Hr: "Oh, you are so insensitive!"
R: "And you're impossible!"
Hr: "I can't believe you!"
R: "Ditto here!"
Hr: "I don't want to ever see you again!"
R: "Fine then!"
Hr: "You're not supposed to say fine! You're supposed to stop me!"
R: "Would you make up your mind? Do you like me or not?"
Hr: "I…"
R: "Hermione?"
Hr: "I do, Ron. Like you, I mean."
R: "Really?"
Hr: "Yes."
R: "You're not pulling my wand, right?"
Hr: "Urgh, I hate that expression… stupid Fred and George…"
R: "You didn't answer my question."
Hr: "No, I'm serious, Ron. I do-"
R: "…"
Hr: "…"
R: "…"
Hr: "…"
R: "Well, now. Any complaints?"
Hr: "No."
R: "Ha! Thought so… want to go for a walk?"
Hr: "What about Harry?"
R: "Eh, I've given up on him. I've got something more important to think about."
Hr: "I'd have to agree."
R: "Let's go, then."
G: "… Harry? Are they gone?"
H: "Mm? Yeah. They're gone."
G: "FINALLY. I could hardly breathe under there… Do you just shove all your junk under your bed or something?"
H: "Er… yeah, that's the idea."
G: "Psh."
H: "Come, now, was it that bad? Your sacrifice got Ron and Hermione together, you know."
G: "True… nice job with the zoning out, by the way. When they started snogging, I was pretty sure you'd hurl… I would have."
H: "It was a struggle, but I managed not to."
G: "I did hear something fascinating under your bed, though… what's this about a 'Ginny-land'?"
H: "Nothing."
G: "You're blushing… you are such a bad liar."
H: "Only when you're around."
G: "Yep. I'm a witch, huh?"
H: "Yes."
G: "…"
H: "…"
G: "…"
H: "…"
G: "Are you going to go into Ginny-land now?"
H: "…Maybe. I'll try not to."
G: "Okay… oh, hey, Ron."
H: "Ron?"
G: "Why isn't he answering?"
H: "RONALD!"
G: "Uh-oh…"
H: "What?"
G: "Ron's in Hermione-land."
H: "… Oh brother."
A/N: There… not sure I liked the ending… I'm slightly contemplating making this into a two- or threeshot, perhaps having, say, George come and knock Ron out of Hermione-land… I honestly don't know, so please review and let me know what you think, even if it's one word!
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(P.S. If you like Ron and Hermione, try my story "Speak!")