A/N: Here's another Dante x Lady fanfic. I wonder if I got any better since my last one. Please give me some feed back, I appreciate it. I really love this pairing. Dante x Trish is a little disturbing if you ask me. No offense to all those who actually LIKE that pairing.

Office Romance

Dante X Lady Fanfic

Chapter 1: It's Just Business

"What do you mean you don't have the money?" Lady snapped, slamming her hands on the table.

"I meant what I said… I don't have it right now. I'm paying for the damages that YOU did to MY building. You should be owing me money to be honest." Dante responded, finished the last bit of his strawberry sundae.

"Ugh! You drive me insane."

Dante shrugged and placed the spoon in the glass. "Patience is a virtue babe. And besides, would you rather me starve to death than me giving you your money? A man's gotta eat ya know?"

"I'd rather you starve to death…"

"Man… how cold hearted you are." Dante chuckled.

"I wouldn't be so 'cold hearted' if you didn't avoid me. I have to basically hunt you down just to hear more excuses from you."

"Okay okay. Come to the office next weekend, I'll have it for you." He sighed, sliding a hand down his face and rubbing the stubble on his chin. He stood up from the table and left the diner.

Lady shook her head and sighed.

I swear that man… UGH!

She and Dante's relationship was by far mutual. There was a lot about that man she despised. His constant smart-mouthing, avoiding her and ignoring her. It was driving her crazy. That stupid smile he does when he makes his annoying remarks, those gorgeous eyes, constantly rolling every time she'd talk to him. That big, strong chest…Wait, what?

Oh my God, am I crushing?

Where the hell did those feelings come from? She never looked at Dante that way… at all. In fact, she tried to see him as distasteful and even unattractive. She wasn't that desperate to date a demon after all. She dusted it off and left the diner, carrying Kalina Ann across her back.

Dante made his way back to the office, entering and hanging his coat up on one of the racks. He sighed and sat at his desk, rubbing the bridge of his nose. His girlfriend at the time, Kelly, came downstairs in her towel.

"Hey stud."

Dante looked up and smiled, "Hey."

Kelly giggled and came down, walking over to his desk, "Hope you didn't mind, but I needed a shower."

"No problem."

"You look like you had a rough day."

"Yeah… I did."

"That bitch give you a hard time again?" She said in a small, soothing voice, getting behind him and rubbing his shoulders.

"Kinda…" He sighed, enjoying her caress.

"How about I make it all better for my big man?" She moaned, rubbing harder into his neck and shoulders.

"Say no more." He smiled, getting up from his seat.

He turned toward her and pushed her against the wall, wrapping his arms around her tiny waist and slapping his tongue in her mouth. She giggled through her nose and threw herself on him, wrestling her pierced tongue with his tongue. Her damp body sent chills down Dante's spine.

"Someone's feisty tonight." He chuckled.

Kelly giggled and stared in his eyes, begging him to continue. He lifted her up to where she tied her legs around his waist for easy access, pushing the towel up her body. They moved so quickly and anxiously for each other, breathing lustfully and heavily. Dante unzipped his pants without a moment to spare, withdrawing his wanting penis and throwing on a condom.

"Mmm put it in, put it in…" Kelly begged.

Dante took a deep breath and pulled down the top of her towel to reveal her wonderful breasts. He rammed himself into her without warning, letting out a grunt as he punctured her. She shrieked as his size stretched out her feminine walls. Dante had forgotten of his surroundings and kept on with his lover. The office door was locked anyway, so no one could interrupt them again. He pounded faster and faster into her, making her scream with delight as he massaged her tender walls with his cock.

"Ughhhhhh… Fuck me Dante! OHH YEAH!"

Dante loved it when she did this. Her words drove him crazy with lust as he inched closer and closer to the climax. She felt him twitching inside of her, causing her to tighten up. She screamed his name along with God's about seven times as he continued pounding into her pleasure point. Their courtships lasted quite a while, up to twenty minutes at most and five at the least.

"That's the spot. Right there! Ffffuck…" Dante moaned, cumming shortly afterwards.

It always took him longer to reach his climax when he was protected. Kelly decided to get off the pill because it was causing major mood swings, which meant Dante had to start using condoms. He didn't mind though… the sex was always awesome no matter what. He removed himself from her and panted along with her. He set her back down on her feet and went towards the bathroom.

"I'll be back…" He breathed.

Kelly nodded and made her way over to the couch, throwing herself on it and continued to catch her breath. She moved her hands through her long, blood red hair to relax. She wiped the sweat off her pale face with her towel and waited for Dante's return. He came back from the bathroom, unlocking the office doors and sat next to her on the couch, playing in her hair.

"You never cease to amaze me." She smiled.

"I'm good at what I do, babe." He replied. "Go get dressed. I'm expecting a customer soon. Can't have you runnin' around naked."

"Fine. I might have to shower again though."

"Do it quickly. And save me some hot water this time." He jested.

Kelly laughed and made her way upstairs. Dante sighed and rubbed his eyes. He did, somewhat, feel better but now… he was exhausted. The customer came shortly afterwards, trying to talk him into a stupid job that paid almost nothing. The customer left a little disappointed and Dante chuckled to himself.

I'm no fucking ghost hunter…

Kelly came back down in one of his t-shirts and sat on the couch. "Another shit job?"

"This asshole believes that I exorcise ghosts."

Kelly laughed, "I can see you now in one of those Ghost Buster jumpsuits. But your ass would look nice in it though."

"Really?"

"But the only business getting done would be between you and me." She grinned.

"You're so dirty." He laughed, standing up and stretching.

"Thanks to you." She smiled, licking her lips and pushing her body to his.

He clenched her body close to his, sliding his hands up her back, then back down to her round behind. "That's my shirt isn't it?"

"Yup. It looks good on me doesn't it?"

"It'll look better on my bedroom floor."

"You're so silly."

"I'll hold back on what I was about to say." He laughed.

"You'd better."

He smiled and began kissing her, squeezing her backside a little, making her squeal. The office doors swung open and Dante looked up.

"What the fuck do you want now?" Dante sighed, moving his hands from Kelly's butt to her back.

Lady rolled her eyes in disgust, "Not you. That's for sure."

"Good." Kelly said under her breath, sitting back on the couch.

Kelly didn't like Lady and Lady sure didn't like Kelly. What was this she was feeling? Jealousy? No way. The way he held her… it really made her mad for some reason.

"What do you want, Lady?" Dante asked again, rolling his eyes.

She had forgotten what she came there for. She was stunned to see what she saw and just… forgot. Her heart burned with envy and rage. She wanted to rip this girl's hair out and rip her pretty face off.

"Uhh… have you seen Trish?" She lied.

"Nope. Why?"

Why'd he have to ask?

"She… owes me something." She continued lying.

"Oh… well, I'll call her so she can…"

"NO! It's okay… I'll find her some other time."

Dante paused and looked at her, confused. He put the phone back on the hook and crossed his arms. His strong, muscular arms.

Snap out of it, Lady!

"Well…?" Dante asked.

"I'll see you soon. And you better have my money. I've got a bullet with…"

"My name on it? Yeah, heard that one a thousand times. See ya." Dante waved, leaning against his desk and doing that grin that she hated. It was kinda cute now it seemed.

Lady grunted and turned around, leaving the office, hesitating a bit.

What the hell happened just now?

Lady sighed and walked home, wondering why she had a change of heart. Laying in her bed, she wondered why after all these years would she actually WANT Dante now. Seriously, he constantly avoids her, he acts like a complete idiot sometimes and he annoys the shit outta her. But he was such a sweetheart sometimes and… those eyes and that big heart…

"DAMMIT!" She exclaimed, turning on her side and balling up.

She tossed and turned that night, unable to sleep. Out of nowhere she developed a wanting for Dante.

I'll make him mine…

And yeah, he had a girlfriend… but his relationships don't last long. That's usually because the females end up feeling ignored or accuse him of cheating. And his last girl, Cherry, got in a fight with Trish because she thought Dante was sleeping with her. Damn that was a fun fight to watch. Even Dante thought so. Lady found herself dozing off after a few hours and slept soundly.