Normal Mythology
(Wyatt is sitting in his room on the computer talking to UFOGirl)
Wyatt- Do you like Weird Science?
Gary- How boring is this girl. She actually knows if you like science?
Wyatt- What's wrong with that?
Gary- She's a girl. Do you really expect a hott girl to ask you that?
Wyatt- Rachel would.
Gary- She's not Rachel… Rachel was a robot!
Wyatt- I know what Rachel was… that has nothing to do with UFOGirl.
Gary- You've been talking to her for three weeks… this… what's her name?
Wyatt- I don't know.
Gary- 3 weeks and you don't even know her real name?
Wyatt- We've decided not to complicate things. ( types) Yes, I like science ( gets response back) Who's my favorite person? (types) Isaac Newton ( gets response back) Ha Ha… your so funny? She thinks I'm funny.
Gary- The girl is obviously a loser I mean there is nothing funny about Isaac Newton.
Wyatt- You're just jealous.
Gary- I'm not jealous of you and your pretend girlfriend.
(Lisa zaps in)
Lisa- Hello, boys. What's going on?
Gary- Wyatt is talking with his pretend girlfriend UFOgirl.
Lisa- O, well.. you really don't have to be jealous of Carly. I'm sure if you got an account and met her she'd become friends with you too.
Wyatt- Carly? Lisa, have you been spying on my IM sessions?
Lisa- Maybe a little. And I think she'd like to meet you.
Wyatt- You could do that?
Gary- Wyatt, this is Lisa… she can do anything.
Wyatt- Good point. So, Lise, what do you say can you invite her only if she wants to come though.
Lisa- One penpal coming up.