Star Wars - Chewwy's AA Meetings
In a galaxy far, far away…
Han Solo and Chewbacca found themselves scrolling through endless Facebook posts of princess Leia's trip to Mos Eisely, praying to catch a glimpse of side boob on one of the many drunk selfies posted, with gay best friend C3PO.
After little success, and Han Solo's semi erect penis had finally calmed down, they stumbled across a Bar advertising free shots with every drink. The guys knew the offer was too good to resist so they called up Luke Skywalker and went out on the town.
Once finding the bar and having a heavy pre-drinking session Han and Luke suddenly realised that the previous 4-day bender had actually been Chewbacca's 6th continuous year without a drink free day, since the end of the galactic wars.
It was now evident to them that the stress of the wars and losing his whole race in the clone wars had caused him to develop a severe case of PTSD. The Wookie had turned to alcohol.
The next day the guys woke up with little recollection of the following night, with over a 100 second snapchat stories of pissed up selfies, out of tune group signing and crappy club shots. After a quick fry up and another snapchat to add to their story captioned 'Hangover cured' the guys quickly remembered their theses of Chewbacca's stress coping mechanism and booked him in for the next convenient AA meeting.
The AA meeting had actually diagnosed Chewbacca's speech issues as years of alcohol wearing away and damaging his vocal chords. R2D2 was also present at the meeting, for his addiction to fighter jet fuel, which he repeatedly proclaimed 'couldn't melt steal beams' with the translation aid of C3PO, who was running the meeting.
After months of struggling to stay off the drink Chewbacca finally cracked due to mental state his untreated PTSD had left him in. Chewbacca was found by roommate and best friend Han Solo, hanging from the landing gear of the millennium Falcon and Robin William's stool laying knocked over beneath the swaying carcass.