Hey everyone!! This is only my second fanfic . And just because I'm still fairly new to this doesn't mean I want you guys to go easy on me. Flame if you wish

This isn't going to have any major plot line that I know of yet. It's just a heap of characters having some conversations and doing some random shit.

This will be mainly Naruto characters but there will also be characters from other anime/manga as well. So some of the things said by these random characters mightn't make sense to some of you!

You will be able to tell but this fic is AU…I guess. I suppose it has to be if there are characters from around. Meh. I don't really know because I'm still kind of new to this…Not so much to writing but to fanfiction…I WILL TRY MY BEST!! Oh, and there might be some OOCness.

If I say or do something wrong or completely idiotic then please forgive me! I tend to do that a lot. SO I SPOLOGISE IN ADVANCE!! Also, I may do something random and use Japanese language in it. If I do and no one knows what the word means then let me know and I'll tell you. And I will use the words right because I ACTUALLY LEARN JAPANESE!! Three years but I'm so good! Meh.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Naruto or Death Note. If I did this wouldn't be a fanfiction! It would be….actual fiction?? Something like that. BUT I WOULD BE FAMOUS!! So don't complain!!

I sat on the couch with my head in a magazine. I was reading the 'Mere Male' section and was trying to keep myself awake. I wasn't tired, and it wasn't late at night, but I was so bored right now that I was sure to go. Sasuke sat beside me, glaring at his drink like his life depended on it. I don't know what he was doing. Brooding over something, but he keeps his thoughts to himself. But he'll change. His brother did. I don't know what happened but he's a lot more open, especially around me. But I tend to rub off on people…Most of the time it's my stupidity but meh. Matt was sitting on the couch opposite, headphones in and playing a videogame. I don't know what he was playing but from the random comments he'd make every now and then I guessed it was some kind of racing game.

We were happy in our silence, each of us minding our own business and not annoying each other. But then Tenten walked in. She was a ghostly white and looked tense. She opened her mouth and tried to talk, but no sound came out, so she closed it again. She did this a few more times while I was pissing myself laughing in my mind over the fact that she looked like a fish. But I couldn't let her keep embarrassing herself like that.

I gently grabbed her arm and asked, "Tenten? What happened?"

After a few more moments she finally seemed to find her voice. "S-s-scarred…Life…H-horrible."

I raised my eyebrow at her.

"I-I'm never going to use the bathroom again…" I stayed silent, waiting for further explanation. Boy, did I get one. "I…I just walked in on O-O-Orochimaru…He, he was masturbating over a picture of Itachi."

Sasuke started choking next to me and I patted him on the back saying sarcastically, "I'm so sorry he cheated on you Sasuke…I'm really sorry."

When Sasuke stopped choking we just stared at each other with stupid looks on our faces, except Matt who was totally oblivious to everything. We were in the middle of our silent and mindless staring when several people walked into the room; Kisame, Itachi and Orochimaru. Kisame sat down next to Sasuke and Itachi and Orochimaru sat next to each other on Matt's couch.

The three must have sensed something was up between the rest of us and stayed silent for a while. All the while me and Tenten looked at each other, silently contemplating whether to say anything or not. Without saying a word or even moving we came to an agreement and we looked to Sasuke for permission. He took a deep breath before nodding his head.

I don't know why but it was so intense. If anything it should have been hilarious, well hilarious for me, Tenten and Sasuke. But it was Orochimaru we're talking about. This guy wanted Itachi's body, and when he couldn't have it he had to settle for Sasuke's. He didn't even get that. Hee hee sucker.

Tenten took my seat as I walked up to Itachi and leaned over and whispered what had happened to him. His eyes widened in horror and his face reddened. He couldn't get up fast enough and practically dove for the other couch. He pulled Tenten up and stole her spot, leaving her pouting at Itachi.

Something suddenly clicked in Sasuke's mind and he jumped up from the couch and faced me, pointing at Orochimaru. "Why the hell'd you call me gay for!" he yelled angrily. "Let alone say I'm gay with that pedophile!" Then he stormed out of the room.

Orochimaru sat there will a sadistic and knowing smile, licking his lips with his long snake-like tongue.

Matt heard Sasuke yelling and set down his videogame. "Did I miss something?"

Kisame replied, "I think we all did."

Tenten and I ran after Sasuke and Matt went back to his videogame. Kisame moved to sit next to Matt and watched what he was doing. Itachi sat there glaring at Orochimaru, who was staring back, probably undressing Itachi in his mind. Unbeknownst to Matt and Kisame, Orochimaru randomly moaned and Itachi suddenly felt unsafe and exposed. He got up and also left to go and find someone half sane to talk to.

Itachi waited until he'd calmed down a little more before he did anything. He walked into the first bedroom he came across which happened to be Sasori's. He walked in to find Sasori sprawled out across his bed with a book. When he noticed Itachi enter he closed the book, shoving it under his pillow and glaring at Itachi, silently demanding an explanation.

After a lot of hesitating and glaring Itachi told Sasori. Sasori did nothing in return, just stared at Itachi, and then at the door before bursting out laughing.