Virgin Sexy

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or anything to do with it. Nor do I want to. My sister is the potter fan and this was her idea but I wrote it. I do not own the lyrics to the song 'virgin sexy' that belongs to Keisha, Mutya and Heidi a.k.a the Sugababes, they in turn belong to Universal-Island and Metamorphosis Management. In other words I own nothing except the Sugababes album, 'Angels With Dirty Faces'. And I swear that no legal infringement was intended. I am just a college student with £25.46 in the bank and a heck of a lot of exams in the spring, so the last thing I need is to be in the centre of a legal battle. Ok.

Authors Note: as I said, I am not a potter fan, my sister is and this was her idea but I wrote it. I was listening to my sugababes album and my sister said that this song would make a perfect fic involving |Hermione … yeah I can spell it, well my sister can, but don't ask me to say it, and some guy Draco. Sooooo, being her spineless lapdog, I wrote it. With her explaining all the characters to me. *sigh* and I have to share a birthday with this gal. Sometimes I think, no hope, she's adopted, lol, hope she doesn't read this …. btw all the song words are in italic. And thoughts are in bold italics.

Virgin Sexy

By: ms_dynamite

ms_dynamite@hellokitty.com

'Here goes nothing.' Hermione Granger thought, she was terrified of going to the dance, terrified of what one certain guy, named Draco Malfoy, would think of her. She took one last look into the mirror before heading out to brave the unknown.

She wants to be beautiful

Feeling kinda sexual

Gettin it on

Hips moving walking down the street

Lips talkin' sayin' something sweet

But she doesn't know

"Hey, girl." Ginny Weasley called. "You look great."

"Yeah, I wish." She muttered, shaking her head she looked around. Her heart skipped a beat. There he was. Granted he wasn't looking her way, but that didn't help her nerves. Hermione swallowed unsteadily suddenly desperate for a drink. She walked to a table, not taking her eyes off of him whistle picking up a glass of something and downing it in one.

Strobe lights

I'm lookin' tight

In my snake skin boots

Feelin' lucky tonight

C'mon hormones raging

I wanna turn the pages

Take a look inside

Its amazing

Feeling somebody watching him, Draco turned around. His eyes meeting hers. 'Wow. She looks great in that outfit.' He thought,

'She'd look even better without it.' A little voice in the back of his head told him. Swallowing he slowly began to walk towards her.

How do I know if I'm ready to take it there

Just thinkin' about it really scares me like Freddie

'Coz I'm virgin, virgin sexy

if you want me jus' text me

'Coz I'm having a chemical reaction

C'mon baby

Hermione almost stops breathing when he turns round and looks at her. She glances round, yep, he was definitely looking her way. 'Man, he looks good.' She thought. 'Why so surprised?' a voice told her, 'he always looks good!' she was about to turn away when something happened that almost made her choke on her drink, he was coming her way. Someone must of pushed a panic button because all her head could say was, 'RUN! RUN RUN YOU FOOL!' where as her body was saying, 'Are you crazy!?'

Draco stopped in front of her and said the words she had heard so many times in her dreams.

"Hey."

Ok. So that was a word, and not the ones she'd heard in her dreams, but it was better than, 'You're in my way.' Or 'I'm sorry, do I know you?'

All she see's is lust in his eyes

Like he wants to be the first one

She ain't ready for the surprise

He just wants to get the job done

Heading straight for the danger zone

Daddy wants to keep her ass home

Want's to explore the unknown

Roaming like a mobile phone

All Hermione could do was stare. Suddenly she couldn't think of anything to say.

'Say something.' She thought ... nothing … 'anything' … still nothing … 'c'mon, anything!' … and still, nothing … 'just say something! C'mon please, you're embarrassing yourself!' …

"I like cats." … … … … … 'Oh yeah. Real smooth.'

Draco frowned, "Um, okay. I'm more of a dog person, but whatever."

Strobe lights

I'm lookin' tight

In my snake skin boots

Feelin' lucky tonight

C'mon hormones raging

I wanna turn the pages

Take a look inside

Its amazing

Strobe lights

I'm lookin' tight

In my snake skin boots

Feelin' lucky tonight

C'mon hormones raging

I wanna turn the pages

Take a look inside

Its amazing

Hermione forced a smile. 'I like cats!' she groaned inwardly. Seeing her grimace he changed the subject, "So, um .. you wanna … dance?"

That time she did choke on her drink. "Say what?" she managed.

'Oh God.' Draco thought, 'You've picked a right one here. Why are the pretty ones always nuts?'

"I said do you want to dance?"

Hermione half laughed, half coughed, "Um, sure."

How do I know if I'm ready to take it there

Just thinkin' about it really scares me like Freddie

'Coz I'm virgin, virgin sexy

if you want me jus' text me

'Coz I'm having a chemical reaction

C'mon baby

She wants to be beautiful

Feeling kinda sexual

Gettin it on

Hips moving walking down the street

Lips talkin' sayin' something sweet

But she doesn't know

How do I know if I'm ready to take it there

Just thinkin' about it really scares me like Freddie

'Coz I'm virgin, virgin sexy

if you want me jus' text me

'Coz I'm having a chemical reaction

C'mon baby

The End.

Whaddya think? Good? Bad? Terrible? Let me know! I'm new to this so constructive flames are welcome, it is the only way I can grow, no pointless bonfires please, cuz I, like everyone else, will just ignore them. J