Titano Man: Hello my lovely readers, and merry Christmas! If you're wondering why I made this, then so am I! To be honest this was just a quick little thing I felt like doing. So at the moment this is only a one-shot. If I feel like doing more then I might post some more chapters or make a sequel. But for now, this is it. Oh, and one more thing, I never played TF2, and the computer I have at home is certainly not strong enough for it so please forgive me if I get anything wrong. I looked up as much as I could beforehand. And if there's anyone out there who knows how the game works and can give me tips here and there then that would be appreciated. So with that said, roll the disclaimer!
Noel: Titano Man XIII does not own BlazBlue or Team Fortress 2 for they are owned by Arc Systems Work and Valve respectively, the only thing he does own are his own original characters. So please enjoy.
Titano Man: On with the show!
Azure Fortress 2: Total Anarchy
Issue No. 1: Meet the Scouts!
The scene opened to show a simple wooden stool sitting under a spotlight.
Sitting on the stool was a fairly attractive young with long back length blonde hair (although she covered her hair in a red balmoral cap, making it seem like she had short hair), and green eyes. She wore a red cloak with hood, long black socks, and red military boots. When she was in battle, she wore a blazing ruby uniform dress with a white-collar and a short blue tie, with two separate long red sleeves that have two heavy metal bands and a long blue straps on each band, white gloves, and she carried two giant pistols that were linked together.
Sitting in front of the girl was a simple camera.
A man came in and sat on a chair next to the camera.
"Alright dear. Please tell us you name, as well as what team and class you are." he asked as the camera began rolling.
"Oh, well... My name is Noel Vermillion. And I'm a Scout on the Red Team." the girl said with a smile.
"Tell me. Why did you join the red team?" asked the man.
"It wasn't my first choice really. I wanted to be on blue team but that position was taken already." Noel said with a shrug.
"I see... Anyway, why don't you tell me a bit about yourself?" the man asked politely.
"Sure. I'm usually a very nice person..." the blonde said with a smile.
Just then a new scene popped up showing Noel shooting a member of the Blue Team in the face.
"I can be very sweet, kind, gentle, understanding, and pretty merciful too." she said as she put a finger to her chin.
Another scene showed the Gunner beating a Blue Pyro repeatedly with a baseball bat.
The Pyro tried to beg for mercy, but their gas mask heavily muffled their voice, making whatever they said completely incomprehensible.
The girl arched an eyebrow in confusion before shrugging and blowing the Pyro's head off with her gun.
"I also love anything cute and fluffy! Especially pandas! They're my favorite. Also, I don't really get mad over much of anything really." Noel said thoughtfully as she looked for anymore traits to list off.
Another scene appeared appeared, this time showing Noel cuddling a large panda plushy.
Suddenly the bear's head was blown off, causing stuffing to fly everywhere.
The girl whimpered mournfully as tears pooled in her eyes, despairing at the loss of her teddy bear.
But her sadness was quickly replaced by pure, unbridled fury, eyes completely burning red with rage.
She turned her gaze to the side to see a Blue Scout and a Blue Spy standing nearby, looking quite intimidated by her sudden change in behavior.
Before any questions could be asked, the Spy pointed to the Scout.
"Are you kidding me?!" the Scout shouted as he looked at his teammate.
Before he could say anything more the female Red Scout tackled him off screen.
What followed was a level of violence to graphic and disturbing to be shone on screen. Just know that there was screams of agony and blood... Lots, and lots of blood.
Noel walked back on screen completely drenched in the Blue Scout's blood and turned her murderous gaze towards Blue Spy.
The Spy only chuckled nervously and pulled out his pistol. He then proceeded to blow his own brains out in an attempt to escape the petite girl's wrath.
"But if you ask anyone on my team then they'll tell you that I'm generally pleasant to be around. Just as long as they don't make fun of my breasts, or call me a boy." she said with a scowl.
Another scene came up, now showing the Gunner talking to some of her fellow teammate's.
"Will you look at the rack on that one?! They're practically mosquito bites!" one of the Red Scouts said as he looked towards the Red Heavy that was standing next to him.
"Haha! Da, he is little girly boy!" the Red Heavy said jovially.
"You got that right!" the Red Scout said with and began laughing, with the Heavy joining in as well.
Just then, the Heavy suddenly lost his head... Literally! A geyser of blood shot out of the now corpse's neck before it fell onto its back.
The Scout, who had stopped laughing when his comrade died, looked to the side and saw Noel glaring at him murderously with one of her twin guns pointed in his direction.
The Scout laughed nervously. "Can't you take a joke?" he asked as he held his hands up in a placating manner.
The next moment the Scout was thrown out of a high window, which overlooked a tall, very tall, cliff, screaming all the way until he hit the bottom.
"Is there anything else you want people to know about you?" asked the man.
"Oh yeah, I'm also a very good cook! People are just dying to get a taste of the food I make!" the blond said happily.
Another scene popped up showing various members or the Red Team choking, gagging, and pretty much dying from the sorry excuse for food they had just eaten.
Some were even tearing out their stomachs, cutting off their tongues, or just straight out shooting themselves just to get rid of the taste of it.
Soon enough almost everyone was lying on the floor, dead.
Surprisingly, the only member left that wasn't dead was one of the Red Pyros. And even more surprisingly, they were enjoying the toxic slop in front of them!
"Well I thank you for this interview miss Vermillion. You can take your leave." the man said as he shut off the camera.
"You're welcome! See you around then!" the girl said in a friendly manner as she stood up from the stool and took her leave.
The spotlight turned off.
A poster image of Noel standing alongside several shadowed individuals with her guns in hand appeared on screen with dynamic music playing in the background.
"Alright, call in the next one!" the man said as he readied the camera.
The next person entered the room and sat on the stool.
This person was another girl with long, waist-length black hair, a fair skin tone, and golden-amber eyes. She had a fairly youthful, slim, athletic build with C-cup breasts, a slim modest waistline, gradually widening hips, and fairly long legs with a rather cute tush attached to them. She wore the standard Scout uniform of a blue t-shirt, cargo pants, running shoes, bandages wrapped around her hands, a bag slung over her back, long socks, baseball shoes, a cap, dog tags, and a headset with a microphone attached to it. The only thing of note was that she had a golden necklace with a topaz gemstone and a long red scarf around her neck.
She sat on the stool with a bored expression on her face.
"Alright, please tell me your name, team, and class, please?" the man asked as he started the camera and took his seat.
"My name is Marie Angela Zoromaki, but everyone just calls me Angela, and I am a Scout for the Blue Team." the girl said evenly, looking as though she really did not want to be there.
"Okay. Now why did you join the Blue Team?" asked the man.
"Well, my big brother is on this team. That, and the Scout class allows me to move about quickly and keep my enemies on their toes." Angela said with a shrug.
"I see... Now why don't you tell me a bit about yourself?" the man asked curiously.
"What's to tell? I'm the best in the Scout Class bar none." the ravenette said with a shrug.
A scene appeared showing Angela taking out Red Team members left, right, and center with her weaponry.
"I'm very swift. Dodging through a firefight is child's play to me. And hopping from roof to roof gives me a great advantage on the field." she said with a nod.
Another scene appeared showing the ravenette jumping onto and over various obstacles, blasting various Red Team mercs with her guns and bashing their head in with her bat.
She then stood atop a stack of crates looking down at a Red Medic, a red Demoman, and a Red Engineer.
She jumped down from the crates, landing on top of the Medic! and causing the other two to gape at her in shock.
Before either merc could act she pulled out a short sword and lopped off the Engineer's head before she pulled out a knife and stabbed the Demoman in his sole remaining eye.
And for an added measure, she pulled out a pistol and shot the Medic in the head.
With her work done, she ran off to find more victims to slaughter.
"I am swift, agile, strong, intelligent, and most of all deadly. These are traits needed in this line of work after all." she said with a shrug.
"Do you have any special traits that no other Scout has?" asked the man.
"Well, you can say that there's a reason nobody wants to run into me in a dark alley." Angela said with a smirk.
A new scene popped up showing a Red Spy sneaking through several corridors, avoiding any member of the opposing team that could have been wandering about.
He eventually came across a darkened hallway with most of its lights either flickering, or dead.
Cautiously, the masked man walked quickly and quietly through the hall.
He was stopped however when Angela appeared at the other end of the hall underneath one of the flickering lights.
The Spy narrowed his eyes and pulled out his pistol and pointed it at her.
The girl grinned darkly as a dark aura enveloped her.
The dark aura then extended outward, coating the entire hallway, casting it into total darkness.
The only thing that could be seen in the darkness were the girl's eyes, which glowed menacingly, and the light from the Spy's cigarette.
The ravenette then charged at the man.
Several gunshots were heard going off before the agonized screams of the Spy were heard throughout the map.
"Is there anything about yourself that you consider a weakness?" asked the man.
"I guess you can say that I have poor emotional control." she said with a small frown, looking almost embarrassed about revealing that little detail.
A new scene appeared showing Angela sitting on the ledge of a building with other Blue Scouts, drinking a can of energy drink that the Scouts were known for carrying.
She was currently watching a Red Scout futilely trying to sneak into their base. But every time he got close, he would either be spotted by a Sentry, or a Sniper and taken out.
She couldn't help but burst out into laughter as she watched the Red Scout get the snot beaten out of him by a pair of Heavies. The other scouts with joining in as well.
Her laughter was cut off however when the can she was holding was blown out of her hand by a Red Sniper's bullet.
Said Sniper smirked in satisfaction.
The ravenette whimpered at the loss of her drink, golden eyes pooling with tears.
Her sorrow soon shifted to a fiery rage when she saw the same Red Scout she had been laughing at now laughing at her.
With a growl she stood up and leapt off of the roof towards the Red Scout.
The group of Blue Scouts cheered as they watched the girl brutally murder the Red Scout, his agonized screams heard by everyone.
"Though I'm not all action and murder, you know. I do have a bit of a soft side." Angela said with a shrug.
Another scene played, showing Angela sitting on a couch in the Blue Team rest area eating a sandwich.
Just then a Heavy walked by, also eating a sandwich.
Unfortunately he was so enraptured by his sandwich that he did not notice the wrench lying on the ground in front of him and promptly tripped on it, dropping his sandwich onto the ground.
The giant man whimpered sorrowfully at the loss of his lunch.
Angela frowned and glanced down at her own sandwich. With a sigh, she took the other half of her lunch and held it out to the man.
The Heavy looked at the girl in confusion, silently pointing to himself.
The girl nodded and put the sandwich into his hand.
The Heavy laughed happily and plopped down onto the sofa next to the girls, causing her to bounce in her seat.
The Heavy gave Angela a hard pat on her head and bit into his sandwich.
Angela's golden-amber eyes studied the Heavy for a moment before she blinked and returned to her own lunch.
"Is there anything else you want us to know about?" asked the man.
"Other than that I'm a total badass at my job? Not really." she said with a shrug.
"Alright then. I want to thank you for your time. The people will really benefit from this interview." the man said as he stood up and turned off the camera.
"I'm sure that they will." the ravenette said as she fixed her hair and stood from her seat. She then walked out without another word.
The spotlight then turned off.
A poster image of Angela standing alongside several shadowed individuals with her short sword in hand appeared on screen with dynamic music playing in the background.
Meet the Scouts, end!
Titano Man: Well that's all for now. I might make another Meet the... chapter in the future but for now that remains to be seen. Like I said, this was spur of the moment story. But now that I have this down, I feel inclined to write more. Maybe I'll make another pair of trailers, but not until next year. For now I'm going to focus on my main stories. So what do you think? Good? Bad? Meh? Let me know in a review down below! And until the next possible update, his has been your host Titano Man XIII. Stay awesome!
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