Disclaimer : I do not own Hikaru and Kaoru!
"Hikaru get off me. I'm very much not in the mood".
"What, your not in the mood for self defence lessons"?
(If you were thinking what I thought you were you are very disgusting!)
"Nah, I'm feeling really tight today".
"Well that's not my fault! I'm not the one who ran a marathon yesterday, if I were you my muscles would be tight too".
(Seriously you got to stop thinking like that!)
"So what do you want to do instead"?
"I don't care, I'm easy".
(Oh my god! You can't stop thinking this way!)
"Well we could go to the club and check out some interesting things"
"Well, ok".
*Hikaru and Kaoru go to the book club to check out some interesting books*
*They get back from the book club with their new interesting books*
"Hey, Kaoru are you going to do it now. I'm getting incredibly impatient"
"Fine I'll go start dinner".
(You really are dirty minded.)
*After dinner*
"Hey Hikaru. Let's go to bed for some fun".
"Hell YES!"
(That, that was supposed to be dirty.)